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"Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

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"Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby KalanStar » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:33 pm

Chengdu bra maker says erect nipples are the style of the future
Wednesday, 5th May 2010

After CCTV's "nipplegate"** scandal, direct from Chengdu comes the "nipple bra."
ImageRaisin smuggling, anyone? A Chengdu inventor has created a nipple bra that he believes will revolutionize women's undergarments.

Billed by its creator as a new, innovative design in women's undergarments meant to promote the health and humanity of women everywhere, the nipple bra features two small cups that encapsulate the nipples. When worn, the bra creates the appearance of erect nipples.

Wang Shunqiao, the 63-year-old man from Chengdu who designed the bra, explained, "All the bras on the market today create a lot of pressure on women's breasts, especially on the nipple, causing deformities and abnormalities of the breast. It's like the Himalayas without Mount Everest; there's something missing of the beauty and robustness of the female form."

Read the rest of the article here: http://www.gochengdoo.com/en/blog/item/ ... the_future

**Nipplegate: http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures ... lains.html
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby johnny_tropicana » Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:20 am

And yet you question the existence of a higher power Kalan.

Hmmmmm, A guy name of Wang is going to liberate woman's chests....

Coincidence? I think not.
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby rickettyrabbit » Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:01 pm

johnny_tropicana wrote:Hmmmmm, A guy name of Wang is going to liberate woman's chests....

Coincidence? I think not.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby Nookiemonster » Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:13 pm

I met at least one customer for this. Chinese girl, big breasts by Chinese standards, but no nipples. Aureoles, but where the nipples should be were instead indentations, like inverted nipples. I tried sucking them out, but nothing happened.

Everything else was in working order.
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby victorinchina » Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:17 pm

I wonder if Mr Wang could design a pair of boxers for OP, to hide the camel toe..
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby shanghaiceltic » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:52 am

Nookiemonster wrote:I met at least one customer for this. Chinese girl, big breasts by Chinese standards, but no nipples. Aureoles, but where the nipples should be were instead indentations, like inverted nipples. I tried sucking them out, but nothing happened.

Everything else was in working order.


A handfull of ice cubes might have done the trick....
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby shanghaiceltic » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:54 am

Given that thought I wonder if there is a way of calibrating nipple erection according to temperature?

Would have to take into account the amount of coverage, shirts, sweater, jacket etc as that would be a variable. If I ever get around to doing a doctorate this would make an interesting thesis.
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby Corvos » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:11 am

The Himalayas without Mount Everest ...

So the chap from Chengdu is implying that the nipples are the highest, grandest and most difficult to conquer part of a woman's beautiful and robust female form. I dig it. Anatomy and physiology textbooks take note.
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby rickettyrabbit » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:36 am

shanghaiceltic wrote:If I ever get around to doing a doctorate this would make an interesting thesis.


Naw, no point, really. It's a topic someone would care about! 8)
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby ziccawei » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:32 pm

Chinese girls often have nipples like corks.
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby rickettyrabbit » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:10 pm

^ What, like they float? Seal wine bottles? Insulate against heat and cold? Can be blackened with a candle flame and used to put on fake moustaches for Halloween? Or what? :lol:

(Actually, I noticed the same thing, but thought I was just on a lucky streak.)
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby ziccawei » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:13 pm

I've hung my hat off them before.
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby rickettyrabbit » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:57 pm

^ But not after?
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby johnny_tropicana » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:50 am

I kinda like sweater bumpers, and every Chinese girl I have met
hav'em.....
I enjoy getting my eyes poked now and again....
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby greeneyedlady » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:51 pm

Why not just save the money and go bra-less?
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Re: "Erect nipples are the style of the future!"

Postby coxaca » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:03 pm

Brilliant thread.

Many Chinese girls do indeed have humungous nipples. "Like corks" in that they are big fat cylindrical things, with a slightly rough surface, and only slightly compressible.

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