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FREE golf assessment at the David Leadbetter Golf Academy

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FREE golf assessment at the David Leadbetter Golf Academy

Postby chimps » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:55 pm

Not satisfied with your golf?
Don’t know how to improve your score?
Want to understand the reasons “why” you are not “fulfilling” your golfing potential.

Book a FREE golf assessment at the David Leadbetter Golf Academy, situated right here in Shanghai (near Hong Qiao Airport).

The session includes:
• Detailed consultation with instructor – Review your game and golfing goals
• Video analysis of technique – compare to a pro model
• Develop a plan to take your game forward with “fast” and “effective” solutions for better golf and lower scores!

For all enquiries or to book email robbie.sherwin@googlemail.com
Offer available August 2009
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Postby fulltrack » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:01 pm

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can put out the extra 50 thousand, if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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