am i allowed to inspect the goods?

what, of the qipao, the non-marking whip or the professional girlies?

You may only choose one of the above. We have strict guidelines around here.

Oh I think that would look good on Rocco. Thanks for your fashion tips Vic, maybe we should get you on the team as well. You can be our stylist.

Hao de... dang ran mei wen ti ne..

Okay excellent, welcome to the team Viccy.

I will have a talk with GEL over breakfast tomorrow, and we will possibly have a Skype conference call with Jill, so that we can decide where to go from here. Rocco being mama-san and Vic being stylist is a very good plan, although you must realise that the three ladies are the heart of this money making venture, and you are merely here in administrative and support roles, albeit very important roles.

We are going to turn this business into gold.

rocco72 wrote:am i allowed to inspect the goods?

That's my job rocco

I inspect Tanna's goods many times per night...

mmmmmmmmm..........

do u need a masseur ?
... to keep the commodities in good condition.

kamote wrote:do u need a masseur ?
... to keep the commodities in good condition.

oh yeah baby. We will be working long, hard hours involving poles and lots of bodily movement. A massage after work will be just what the doctor ordered.

So, now we have:

Rocco - mama-san
Vic - Stylist
Kamote - Masseus
GEL, Tanna and Jill - The purrrty working girls and major income earners

I have a new company name for our venture:

Classy Ho's, Inc.

a subsidy of Ho's R Us

Who/what else do we need on our "team"

Maybe USBusinessman could take care of the taxes and financial side of things. He would have to go through a very complex screening process though, we can't go trusting anyone with our money.

OverH20 would need us to give us legal advice in a demeaning and condensing fashion so we don't get "above" ourselves.

I'm sure he would enjoy working with USBusinessman behind the scenes .

Hmmm....

Working with you ladies would be a far more interesting software venture than I normally participate in. I expect to be vetted thoroughly - and perhaps not by OverH20.

I agree, being vetted by Over would not be a pleasant experience.

Glad to have you on board! Please let us know what your salary expectations would be.

Yay welcome to the company USBusinessman! Glad you joined us.

We need more employees...

if interested, please list your qualifications and what job you think you can fill.

Could I join?

greeneyedlady wrote:I agree, being vetted by Over would not be a pleasant experience.

Glad to have you on board! Please let us know what your salary expectations would be.

My salary? One Euro/year - with the substantial visual benefits package that naturally comes with such a bevy of brains and beauty.

USBusinessman wrote:

greeneyedlady wrote:I agree, being vetted by Over would not be a pleasant experience.

Glad to have you on board! Please let us know what your salary expectations would be.

My salary? One Euro/year - with the substantial visual benefits package that naturally comes with such a bevy of brains and beauty.

So in short, you mean, I let you smell the divine aroma of a perfect roasted meat, but I let you eat a 7-days old hardened crusty end of a baguette, and you are totally happy....

That sounded like Vics breakfast

Bobchina wrote:Could I join?

List your qualifications Bob and we will see if you have a role in the company....

Vic's suggestion of Fuchsia is rubbish, that colour doesn't suit me...

USBusinessman wrote:

greeneyedlady wrote:I agree, being vetted by Over would not be a pleasant experience.

Glad to have you on board! Please let us know what your salary expectations would be.

My salary? One Euro/year - with the substantial visual benefits package that naturally comes with such a bevy of brains and beauty.

Unfortunately USB (like your new nickname?), the three of us only have one attribute each. So it's either brains or beauty. I'm not going to say anything about my two buddies but I'm a box of rocks!

I think I'm more brains and less beauty

I got nice hair though. lol

Do we REALLY want Bob on our team? That might scare me away.

Rocco come on, fuschia is perfect for you darling.

rocco72 wrote:Vic's suggestion of Fuchsia is rubbish, that colour doesn't suit me...

If you'd lose some friggin weight it would!