Sarah Palin to co-write a 'how to' book on parenting with Lynne Spears
This unlikely duo will team up and give advice on how to raise unwed mothers of teenage children. Lynne Spears, mother of pop singer Britney and Jaime Lynn, star of Zoey 101 and Sarah Palin, Republican VP nominee will co-write this tell-all book to be published later this year. "Raisin kids in Louisiana is a lot like raisin kids in Alaska" said Lynne Spears, "except it is much hotter here and we don't get any snow". Governor Palin added "My daughter Bristol is a huge Zoey 101 and Britney fan and so am I". The McCain camp had no comment on the book.

In a related story, Cindy McCain's Arizona beer distributorship is now in talks to have Todd Palin as their spokesperson. Mrs. McCain said" Todd's numerous drunk driving arrests proves that he is an experienced beer drinker and we are pleased to have Todd on our team".

Sure to be a real page turner!

Apparently, her "just say no" method of educating little Bristol wasn't successful.

From the LA Times blog... title: "ooops, we did it again"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedish ... if-we.html