Step 1. Find a fire
Step 2. Jump in it
Step 3. Watch all of your facebook friends rejoice as they no longer have to deal with stupid spam from idiotic games as you now can't hold an iPad due to 3rd degree burns
Step 4. Point out to friends that baby photos and food are equally shyte Facebook spam
Step 5. You and your friends experience an epiphany, realise that facebook is a pile of bollocks.
Step 6. Go to the pub and get shitfaced. Create your own real life games involving alcohol
Step 7. Post it to facebook because it's much more entertaining to laugh at a guy with 3rd degree burns lying in a pool of vomit, than it is to look at baby photos, food, or farmville
Last edited by NorthernLights
on Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.