how to grow fat?

how to grow fat?

Postby amank123 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:56 am

am too slim..how can igrow fat? advice?
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby TIC » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:16 am

Eat more, try not to move. Drink a lot of beer and order pizza's and mcDonalds at 4 am
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby justinbirm » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:22 am

amank123 wrote:am too slim..how can igrow fat? advice?


I wish i had your problem
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby victorinchina » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:32 am

Do sports/exercise. Eat more calories than you use.

Sports will make you hungry.

PM international_PT if he's still online. He'll explain.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby Frank01 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:39 am

Great. Dont move at all and try to absorb as much fat and sugar as you can. When still going out for dinner, just order pork dishes and get rid of the tasteless meat parts. Don't drink water, do not eat vegetables. Meat and carbs, as much as you can and reach your peak just before sleeping. Good luck.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby lingonberry » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:37 pm

Grow muscle, not fat.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby greeneyedlady » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:42 pm

Eat lingonberries.... :party::
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby lingonberry » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:47 pm

Touché.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby tihZ_hO » Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:59 pm

amank123 wrote:am too slim..how can igrow fat? advice?


Look at pr0n and you will grow a fat
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby la0wai » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:49 pm

amank123 wrote:am too slim..how can igrow fat? advice?


Every morning, bacon with eggs.

Eat more fatty meat hot pots like japanese sumoists do.

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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby Snuden » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:31 pm

Hang out with me for a few weeks.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby victorinchina » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:07 pm

Snuden wrote:Hang out with me for a few weeks.


You read OP as "How to hang out with a fat fugger for a week" didn't you?
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby Snuden » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:35 pm

victorinchina wrote:
Snuden wrote:Hang out with me for a few weeks.


You read OP as "How to hang out with a fat fugger for a week" didn't you?


Yeah!
And so did the rest of you :P
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby victorinchina » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:36 pm

HAHA
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby wozniacki » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:03 pm

Eat chocolate, maybe 5 bars before sleep~~
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby KShap » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:20 am

very easy. eat more calories than the calories you burn.

exercise and eat more. it will gain good weight.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby findus » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:04 am

Regular meals (i.e. breakfast, lunch, dinner, skip nothing), good quality and variety of food, good sleep patterns, and lower your stress levels. Won't make you 'grow' fat, but will most likely have you at a healthy weight. Regular exercise helps with all of the above (you'll be hungrier (and for a greater variety of foods), will put on a bit of muscle, will help you keep regular sleep patterns).
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby tihZ_hO » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:20 am

Super-glue your anus shut or get some clothes made like this but with fat

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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby anter » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:08 am

If you are a guy then maybe you might want to think about being fat. It is not more attractive than thin to a woman. A little bit overweight OK, better than too thin. Build up some bulk by working out not by growing a fat tummy. If you are a woman same but woman can have some soft curves and that appears more attractive than soft round curves of fat on a guy.
You need to eat food with more calories so the amount of energy you burn is less than that which you take in. Oily food is high in calories.
Some people really have difficulty gaining weight. You might have a medical condition if you eat lots and still cannot gain weight. Go to a doc get your thyroid function checked.
Drink smoothies made with lots ofwhey protein powder, as well as meals containint more good fat (olive oil) to get the increase in calories. Eat lots of unsalted nuts which are high in fat and calories but a better choice than junk food.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby nongminbongren » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:55 am

^ anter, he/she asks for advise how to grow fat, not how to get hooked up.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby mikl29 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:18 am

F... You OP! I hate you!
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby tihZ_hO » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:53 am

amank123 wrote:am too slim..how can igrow fat? advice?


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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby canuckian » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:10 am

You haven't been here long enough, have you OP? If you like Chinese foods, give it a try. You'll grow 5kgs in no time!
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby phiota » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:27 am

mmmmmm.....cheeeessseeee
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby traveler2 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:35 am

mcdonalds, all the way mcdonalds
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby JasUK » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:01 pm

wibel wrote:
canuckian wrote:You haven't been here long enough, have you OP? If you like Chinese foods, give it a try. You'll grow 5kgs in no time!

Are you kidding me? I lost 5kgs in no time on Chinese food only! Christmas will bring salvation in my quest of weight!


You go visit my clients in Langfang (nr Beijing) in 1 week my weight shot up 1kg, 2hr lunches then 5pm they start talking about dinner which is 3~4 hrs affair. I gave up after told them Lunch or Dinner i am not have both. They settled for lunch so in evening in the gym :cry:
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby miesby » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:11 pm

canuckian wrote:You haven't been here long enough, have you OP? If you like Chinese foods, give it a try. You'll grow 5kgs in no time!

Really? I've lost a lot of weight since I got here (almost 10% of my body weight) and am now just trying to maintain weight. Get more protein (beef, milk), carbohydrates, and get out more to increase your appetite.
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Re: how to grow fat?

Postby piston2001 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:53 am

Have more desserts :)
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