bought some import beers from the local bar, drank one only to notice too late that it had particles/scums in the bottle. returned the other two to an apologizing manager telling me that those beers were display only and are expired products. now, that is a bs that i will not fall for it again twice along with trusting any import product from an uncertified source in this county ever again. but as of this moment, my chief concern is, what the **** did i drink and how the **** am i gonna be from it? it certainly tasted like beer, gave me the same buzz, so im just hoping that it was a rotten bottle but thats still a dangerous hope and perhaps a sad one. **** china... i should've been here 20 years later. serious replies only please. i know thats a useless request btw.

Hopefully your body is strong enough to flush out the expired 'beer'. I would drink lots of water now, maybe that will dilute the poison (if there's any).

Good luck.

The buzz you were feeling was a fake buzz (msg mixed with melamine), they don't even use real water in that shite! Right now as you sit there, your blood is slowly starting to congeal, by morning your heart will be pumping freaking jello throw your veins. Your brain will be completely clogged up and you will probably need a transplant. I'd suggest writing a will and giving your dvd collection away before it's too late!

I doubt if you'll suffer from any kind of damage. Any alcohol in the fake beer will take care of that.
Just drink lots of water.

LifeMage wrote:The buzz you were feeling was a fake buzz (msg mixed with melamine), they don't even use real water in that shite! Right now as you sit there, your blood is slowly starting to congeal, by morning your heart will be pumping freaking jello throw your veins. Your brain will be completely clogged up and you will probably need a transplant. I'd suggest writing a will and giving your dvd collection away before it's too late!

thx doc i think im ready for your voodoo vaccine now. you can have my dvd collection. fake blurays are the new trend now anyways. 20 yuan a pop on taobao- can you beat that, bestbuy?! (the only thing i like about being in china)

I already have ALL the dvds you have. Why not give them to an orphan or something?

looking to double your collection?

Has the hair begun growing on the palms of your hands yet?.....
If not, there is time for the antidote, any bottle of scotch will do.
But buy the cheapest one, drink it all down. Then when you have finished puking,
the poison should have left your system. Dr. Johnny~ out

im fine this morning. false alarm. the youth won. the youth always wins.

Was it the crying that helped?

yeah thanks for your man-hug support. though you were grabbing a little too low.

but mainly it was just being a youth. it's ok if you've forgotten the meaning of it.

I like that

i like the little playful bite i've added to my edited reply.

^ I'm way too old to understand the meaning of that...

i knew i would run into a wise sage in this forest one day. wont you help turn this troll into a human being, oh you sage with aviator glasses? you must fly so high hehe.

See, I was right. Your brain is completely clogged up!

yes it makes me wonder what the magic ingredient in that bottle was.

so long as the bottle wasnt green or brown coloured you're okay, otherwise......

datenoob wrote:bought some import beers from the local bar, drank one only to notice too late that it had particles/scums in the bottle. returned the other two to an apologizing manager telling me that those beers were display only and are expired products. now, that is a bs that i will not fall for it again twice along with trusting any import product from an uncertified source in this county ever again. but as of this moment, my chief concern is, what the **** did i drink and how the **** am i gonna be from it? it certainly tasted like beer, gave me the same buzz, so im just hoping that it was a rotten bottle but thats still a dangerous hope and perhaps a sad one. **** china... i should've been here 20 years later. serious replies only please. i know thats a useless request btw.

I guess you don't know much about beers. Many have sediment at the bottom, including all wheats and trappists. What type of beer was it? At any rate, you'll live. Welcome to China.

Many natural beers have "fermentation in the bottle", as does home brew, leaving a yeast sediment.
This is unfiltered beer.
Never heard of beer killing anyone.
Wait..... There was a guy who lay under a 50 liter keg with the tap turned on.....

^ Nope, that was Timmy, and he just wet himself..

Nah, That guy finished up very dead, but it wasn't the sediment that did it.

i just drank a bottle of fake beer-wtf is gonna happen 2 me!

IF you're still alive, well done. Looks like you'll make it...

OP, name of bar? So I won't visit it.

jillstarr wrote:OP, name of bar? So I won't visit it.

Just because datenoob might be there? That's a bit harsh!

Was it Coopers Beer from Australia?

IF so, its meant to have that 'scum' in there, but you'll probably have gastric as its shite. Na....its ok. But you'll probably get gastric.

OP: If that is the very worst thing that happens to you, you are gonna have a ball here.

Mate, you're rooted. Seriously, you're lucky to still be walking.

Have you called Guiness Book of records? How about the hospital?

You probably had the "Pale Ale"....

drank one only to notice too late that it had particles/scums in the bottle

Wait... you finished THE ENTIRE BOTTLE and then worried? Did you at least get a free beer? And how did their sample end up in the cooler? You weren't drinking warm beer were you? You're definitely not American if you were.

Isn't that like someone finishing 9/10ths of the beer and THEN reporting that there's a hair, eyelash, piece of glass... whatever to get the next drink free?