IKEA

by **k1b0k0ya0** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:00 pm

I live in Yangpu and wanted to visit an IKEA. Is there one close to me? Can anyone help me with the directions?

Thank you!

by **chingiskhan** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:22 pm

AFAIK there's one in Pudong and one in Xujiahui. Neither are close to Yangpu.

by **gino** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:28 pm

google ikea china and i am sure their off. website has addresses and maps

by **Business_Catte** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:39 pm

careful, i hear they are full of horny, single old people.
http://jezebel.com/5864903/old-people-g ... ghais-ikea

by **gino** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:46 pm

^ nah , they are just in for the free coffee and warm shelter... saving on the AC bill. If they find a lay than that's the bonus

by **Business_Catte** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:54 pm

right but ikea has like beds and stuff, don't really wanna see two old people going at it.

ikea = lemonparty

by **gino** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:06 pm

^ good one... yeah, no need for me to see geriatric horizontal activities either

by **greeneyedlady** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:48 pm

I just learned I can get free coffee with my IKEA card!

Too bad I don't drink coffee though...

by **gino** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 3:59 pm

GL, now IKEA apparently offers more than coffee.

by **greeneyedlady** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:56 pm

My comment to that is, IKEA would be the last place I would look for love. Cheap furniture attracts cheap and expendable guys.

Just saying...

by **Business_Catte** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:59 pm

what if they sell a product called MAAN that is a flat-packed man that can be easily assembled at home

by **crivens200** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:03 pm

Chinese MILF. I'm down there tomorrow. My eggs are boiling on the pan as I write.

by **gino** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:08 pm

greeneyedlady wrote:My comment to that is, IKEA would be the last place I would look for love. Cheap furniture attracts cheap and expendable guys.

Just saying...

by **greeneyedlady** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:15 pm

Business_Catte wrote:what if they sell a product called MAAN that is a flat-packed man that can be easily assembled at home

So B_C, let me get this straight. This MANN would be made of pressed wood which is basically sawdust? Yeah, that guy is going to last a long, long time! Plus I'm not sure I would be able to follow the picture instructions to put together a certain part of MANN.

Then on top of that!!! If MANN is made for the Chinese market then I don't want him.

Understand what I'm getting at here?

by **Business_Catte** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:28 pm

crivens200 wrote:Chinese MILF. I'm down there tomorrow. My eggs are boiling on the pan as I write.

GILFs, not MILFs.

MAANwanter wrote:So B_C, let me get this straight. This MANN would be made of pressed wood which is basically sawdust? Yeah, that guy is going to last a long, long time! Plus I'm not sure I would be able to follow the picture instructions to put together a certain part of MANN.

Then on top of that!!! If MANN is made for the Chinese market then I don't want him.

Understand what I'm getting at here?

There are many accessories available for MAAN.
If you want, you can have a MAAN shipped to you with any of the following upgrades

REELJAAB
ROMMANTIK
BLAAKDONG
HAART (currently out of stock)
EARSTOLISTENTOYOURINANERECAPPINGOFEVERYTHINGTHATHAPPENEDTOYOUATWORKTODAY (on schedule to ship in early 2029)

by **greeneyedlady** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:25 am

^ haha!

I'll take the 2nd one. A romantic guy is a dying breed.

by **rickettyrabbit** » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:30 pm

gino wrote:^ good one... yeah, no need for me to see geriatric horizontal activities either

Young people do the horizontal bop.

The oldies at IKEA can only do the horizontal flop.

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