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Postby still_here » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:20 am

She has another one in the outcall massage section. Same username, different pic.

Slow tease, Crescendo and (eventually!) Climax

Happy New Year my Dear!
I am Susan, I'll delivering an amazingly erotic massage experience you never experienced before...believe me!!. It works by teasing progressively over 45 minutes. I start by a slow and traditional massage, then slowly, slowly brushing and teasing you more and more until you are really turn on and ready for the climax. (you choose how to come). it will cost only 360yuan/2hours for outcall services. Believe me , I am an expert and do the best massage on town. I will be dress on ultra sexy lingerie and high boots, and if you wish I can wear latex, PVC and so on... My growth loyalty clients are my best advertise. Please contact me at(13701656690). If you are just looking for a quick tug and rub, then please try one of the many other ads you will find here.
you want --dont hesitating
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:32 am

right girls wanted

I am american guy in 30s, working in shanghai. Bars are too crowded and dark to find the nice girls, friends circle doesnt contain available girls, but im normal man who needs stimulation.

Therefore here i am looking for a nice lady to be in my life; you will meet a 5'10, natural brown eyes and hair, nice figure, handsome, humourous, very neat and simple person. Attached photo for a sneaky preview: dont get me wrong - attaching the photo does not mean I am merely seeking for a purely sexual relationship - but it will be a good part of a meaningful relationship.

If you are feeling the same way, then you should click button ' reply ' to contact me. ur PICTURES and contact infor here will be prefered.

No Redhair. Blonde and brunette are more than welcome, yes, i know im shallow, but im not ashamed of it, because im real :D

BTW, almost forgotten one thing, you have to be strong enough to handle me. Super skinny girls ? Unless you have life insurance, i dont wish to accidently break you physically
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:36 pm

married but lonely!
Dear lady!
I am a married man, lonlely( yes that happen), after year of marriage passion gone, and other priority come, wife find other way!

I want to find married woman who experience
same way as i do and meet and i would like to develop discreet realtion!

I do not want to harm your family nor mine,so just want to find passion again and pleasure!

let me know if interested!

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Postby Juan_Tamad » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:46 am

Are there any tall and normal guy here?
I am Shanghainese, was born in Shanghai, grow up in Shanghai. 27 years old, Female.173cm without high heel shoe. decent life in Shanghai.
I met some guys here but didn't work well. cause of many reason. some are ugly, some are short, and some are abnormal, strange,disgusting.
I admit i am picky. But i am honest dont like play trick.So I want find a tall, nice guy could make friend first, then see what's going on.NOT for ONS and casual realtionship. not for game.for sure, age between (30~35). No French please...... that really complex.
I am not looking for a GM,Vice President
Director etc. I just want find a common stable guy.
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Postby greeneyedlady » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:20 pm

^ Poor French Guys... they always get crapped on in Shanghai. :(
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Postby HAMLover » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:27 pm

Yeah I was just wondering that too. Are they really that bad??
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Postby greeneyedlady » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:29 pm

Yes and No... I have met both. Met a very, very sweet one Saturday night but my date said he was using the oldest come on line in the book with me. I think he was being truthful but my date was like "pfffftttt"!
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Postby HAMLover » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:38 pm

greeneyedlady wrote:Yes and No... I have met both. Met a very, very sweet one Saturday night but my date said he was using the oldest come on line in the book with me. I think he was being truthful but my date was like "pfffftttt"!


Sounds like something Snuden would say. LOL
I am a fan of the French accent myself. Ahhhh...could listen to it all day long.
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Postby Snuden » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:41 pm

pfffftttttttt....
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Postby greeneyedlady » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:46 pm

HAMLover wrote:
greeneyedlady wrote:Yes and No... I have met both. Met a very, very sweet one Saturday night but my date said he was using the oldest come on line in the book with me. I think he was being truthful but my date was like "pfffftttt"!


Sounds like something Snuden would say. LOL
I am a fan of the French accent myself. Ahhhh...could listen to it all day long.


Well he was quite adorable to tell you the truth but no guy should hit on a lady when she's with another guy at the time. Is there not some sort of "mancode" for this sort of thing?
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Postby HAMLover » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:51 pm

Yes.."Don't cut someone else's grass." I guess he was trying to cut your date's "grass".
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Postby greeneyedlady » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:54 pm

But I wax... how is that possible? ;)

I did tell the guy I was on a date with Saturday night that if some girl did that, I would be all in her face... It's a little rude what the French Guy did. I behaved myself though and pretty much ignored the guy. :)
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Postby aLeGna » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:37 pm

This one's from toytowngermany.

Your Italian for my Penis
A fun way to learn Italian

I am looking to learn a bit of Italian..

My Neighbours run an Italian restaurant and are possibly my "second Family".. The food is great, beer is Paulaner!!

The thing is, we communicate in German..

At the end of the night when the punters have gone, Out comes "our food" Its tasty as hell!! but they all blabber on in Italian!! And I dont understand a word... :(

So, I am Offering an opportunity for an English Speaking Italian lass to come along and teach me some basic Itallian.. in return she can take advantage of my Penis in almost anyway she likes!

All in all, A win win situation..

Drop me a Pm..


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Postby Snuden » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:23 am

I dig when the gril rides me, with her back against me.... I can see 'er ass go up and down.
Thats something I like to see. veli veli much.

I think I have some pictures on me iPhone4 of said event.
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Postby Gay_Chevara » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:01 am

Snuden wrote:I dig when the gril rides me, with her back against me.... I can see 'er ass go up and down.
Thats something I like to see. veli veli much.

I think I have some pictures on me iPhone4 of said event.


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Postby btb » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:35 am

Snuden wrote:I dig when the gril rides me, with her back against me.... I can see 'er ass go up and down.
Thats something I like to see. veli veli much.

I think I have some pictures on me iPhone4 of said event.


so it will be posted on the forum in 4...3...2...
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:49 am

the beatiful rose and the hungry beast
The rose is red and the beast is handsome 32 yo European. It lt loves woman and eats them for dinner! Last time seen near in central Shanghai... :)
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:00 pm

a man from Mars looks for a girl from Shanghai
Hi, I came from Mars. There are no females on that planet, so I'm really hungry :)
You should know that we, guys from Mars, are very good looking and our body parts are very well developed because of higher gravity...
So if you would like to have the best sex in the solar system, let me know and I will pick you up in my space shuttle!
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:12 pm

Ni de gao gen xie :-)
Hi,
I am a nice and friendly guy looking for a chinese girl who would enjoy letting me kiss and clean her high heels (especially boots) as you wear them and treat me like a slave or dog. Just for fun, note too weird or anything. I am nice and friendly normal western guy, just wanted to try this something interesting.
If you are interested or just want to ask some questions or know someone honest and interesting, please reply to me.
Hope to hear from you soon! ;-)
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Postby Snuden » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:09 pm

btb wrote:
Snuden wrote:I dig when the gril rides me, with her back against me.... I can see 'er ass go up and down.
Thats something I like to see. veli veli much.

I think I have some pictures on me iPhone4 of said event.


so it will be posted on the forum in 4...3...2...


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Postby greatstories » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:29 pm

What about a marriage without a real family life? Is it so weird? 8)
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:40 am

young friend
hi

you can call me roxtar,

i am a confidential ,really really experienced French gigolo.

any woman who wants an extremely pleasurable time in bed

for one night or many with confidentiality can contact me .

anything and everything that your body desires and wishes will be done.

it will be a secret meeting in a secret place..no one will know ..there will be no names..everythign will be a secret and you will get the night of your life..

any woman any age any size are welcome to reply and feel what no woman or girl has ever felt in thier lives..

the perfect multiple orgams, massages, oral, and climax.

you will be in control the whole time..you can do anything to me and ask anything from me.
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Postby btb » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:02 am

Snuden wrote:
btb wrote:
Snuden wrote:I dig when the gril rides me, with her back against me.... I can see 'er ass go up and down.
Thats something I like to see. veli veli much.

I think I have some pictures on me iPhone4 of said event.


so it will be posted on the forum in 4...3...2...


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except for "I"phone

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Postby rayne » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:12 am

Juan_Tamad wrote:a man from Mars looks for a girl from Shanghai
Hi, I came from Mars. There are no females on that planet, so I'm really hungry :)
You should know that we, guys from Mars, are very good looking and our body parts are very well developed because of higher gravity...
So if you would like to have the best sex in the solar system, let me know and I will pick you up in my space shuttle!

I guess he means it's all saggy and he can't get it up -- due to years of suffering from higher gravity
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:49 pm

needs some warm body from jingan
i confess i have very strong sex desire.
in china, people will call me slut if they discover my desire and behavior.
but life is so short that i just wanna follow what my body tells me.
i am not looking for relationship or soul mate because i have fiance and plan to marry next year.
the only i want from you is your body and great sex skill.
YOU Must be a Western. prefer over 30. Can Host. business traveler is plus.
i am not going to ask your photo. because how you look is not my concerning as long as you are super in sex.
send message to me and let us see how thing goes
one more thing. i have fiance so i might not be able to meet you anytime anywhere. i need to be careful. i will be a slut in front of you. but i need to be a lady in front of all my relatives, friends, co workers and fiance.
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:06 pm

I am a successful businessman. I am looking for a personal secretary (female) you must be pretty and 165cm tall. You will be accompanying me to parties and business trips once a while.
Travel will include nice hotels and dinner. You will take care of my manly need once in a while.
I can pay you up to 10,000 a month. please send your pics.
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Postby still_here » Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:07 pm

Looking for my vampire - 23 (Qingdao)

I love vampire tv shows and movies, so I want to find a vampire so I belong to him. If you are a real vampire I will let you have me and feed on me whenever you want to.
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:17 am

.My sex desires are strong.....and I am good at it.......in Shanghai
since 2005, but travelling to Europe/in China throughout the year. So not always
available, but at least once a week:)

Not looking for a soul mate or fixed relationship either. I already got one.
If you are in the same position, would makes things easier.
Your body is what I want and I like you to be Asian, clean, willing, wet and moaning:)

Me: 40 years old/fit/healthy/blue eyes. Living in former French Quarter, near Hengshan
lu, line 1 subway station. I live alone and can host, but please bring some food and wine, all will be safe and discrete, for various reasons
as you will understand.

Make an appointment, come over, get in, lets have each others brains out (tender and hard...),
shower, get dressed, leave my place after and step back into your other life (that is what I can give and what I want from you). Discretion above all.... any woman will do, young or old, fat or thin...

Let me know your thoughts,

eric
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:55 am

I am looking to meet a nice young asian girl, maybe a student who works in a place like McDonalds, KFC, Dicos etc. I think the uniforms they wear are cute and usually the girls who work there are pretty, so I would like to get to know a girl who does this kind of job. Me, I am a young 50-ish British, white guy, live in Shanghai and I like putting the big into mac every now and then. Jay...
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Postby Juan_Tamad » Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:45 pm

AN ELEGANT DOMINANT LADY NEEDS OBEDIENT MALE SLAVE!!!
A STYLISH DOMINANT LADY IS LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL SUBMISSIVE MALE SLAVE.

APPLICATION AS BELOW

1.U SHOULD HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE IN SEVRING A DOMINANT WOMAN AND OBEYING HER ORDERS.

2.U SHOULD BE OKAY WITH HUMILATION IN PRIVATE,SUCH AS GOLDEN SHOWER/BONDAGE/MILK PROSTATE/FORCE TO DRESS AS GIRL ETC.

3.U SHOULD GO OUT WITH HER AND BE HER PERSONAL SERVANT OR BE ABUSE BY HER GFS FOR PARTYING SOMETIMES.

4.U SHOULD BE AROUND 28-37 YEARS OLD,WHITE MATURE GUY WITH GOOD EDUCATION BACKGROUND AND HAVE DECENT OCCUPATION

5.U SHOULD BE SERIOUS FOR THIS.DONT DISTURB IF U R NOT INTERESTED.

SHE WILL OFFER INTERVIEW ONCE U PASS FROM HERE.

LETS WAIT AND SEE!
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