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Postby Juan_Tamad » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:55 pm

Some ads just are so,,,,,,,

I am a girl from Chengdu in 28 years old. I am good looking, with good body shape,good job,live alone in Shanghai for 5 years. My ex-bf is from USA. We broke up half a year ago because we cannot make it work out to further step. The time with him was best happy time in my life also I am deeply like American lifestyle,thinking ways,hobbies, sense of humor ect. So after dating with western man two years, I have experience to deal with the differences culture problems. Here I am seriously hope can find my next American bf and hopefully if work out can lead to marriage. I believe honest is the most important sides in relationship I will be honest to you,respect your culture and opinions have a good understanding and communication. BTW I only want White American man. Age should at least above 30 years old, like me live alone and have a stable job not just english teacher here. If you just want fun then ignore me please.I will reply to you if you want the same as me
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Postby tihZ_hO » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:57 pm

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Postby victorinchina » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:12 pm

Chengdu girl in 28 years old wrote:I am good looking, with good body shape,good job,live alone in Shanghai for 5 years. My ex-bf is from USA. We broke up half a year ago because we cannot make it work out to further step. The time with him was best happy time in my life also I am deeply like American lifestyle,thinking ways,hobbies, sense of humor ect. So after dating with western man two years, I have experience to deal with the differences culture problems. Here I am seriously hope can find my next American bf and hopefully if work out can lead to marriage. I believe honest is the most important sides in relationship I will be honest to you,respect your culture and opinions have a good understanding and communication. BTW I only want White American man. Age should at least above 30 years old, like me live alone and have a stable job not just english teacher here. If you just want fun then ignore me please.I will reply to you if you want the same as me


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Postby Juan_Tamad » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:59 pm

Any blond man in Shanghai during holiday?
Looking for a blond or light brown haired man
to hang out together sometimes during national
holiday.We can go for dinner,drinks,dancing
and have a good time together!Simply fun!
Please be over 35 years old.No offense,but no French or Italian please.
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Postby Nathalie1980 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:10 am

tihZ_hO wrote:Nat?


what's wrong with you when you always mention Nat on Shexpat ?
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Juan_Tamad wrote:Some ads just are so,,,,,,,

I am a girl from Chengdu in 28 years old. I am good looking, with good body shape,good job,live alone in Shanghai for 5 years. My ex-bf is from USA. We broke up half a year ago because we cannot make it work out to further step. The time with him was best happy time in my life also I am deeply like American lifestyle,thinking ways,hobbies, sense of humor ect. So after dating with western man two years, I have experience to deal with the differences culture problems. Here I am seriously hope can find my next American bf and hopefully if work out can lead to marriage. I believe honest is the most important sides in relationship I will be honest to you,respect your culture and opinions have a good understanding and communication. BTW I only want White American man. Age should at least above 30 years old, like me live alone and have a stable job not just english teacher here. If you just want fun then ignore me please.I will reply to you if you want the same as me

who the hell that always wanna find those blond american boy friends to fool her around ?
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Postby rickettyrabbit » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:44 am

Nathalie1980 wrote:
tihZ_hO wrote:Nat?


what's wrong with you when you always mention Nat on Shexpat ?


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Postby Nathalie1980 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:16 pm

rickettyrabbit wrote:
Nathalie1980 wrote:
tihZ_hO wrote:Nat?


what's wrong with you when you always mention Nat on Shexpat ?


Don't be so dismissive of your notoriety. You've earned it - revel in it!



I am so dismissive of my notoriety? what notoriety, could you tell me? I have never dated with others during those few years, you idiot ! I have no notoriety that can revel it in !
Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the man who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !
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Postby Mr Totomolo » Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:27 pm

Nathalie1980 wrote:
I am so dismissive of my notoriety? what notoriety, could you tell me? I have never dated with others during those few years, you idiot ! I have no notoriety that can revel it in !
Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the man who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !


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Postby Nathalie1980 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:35 pm

Of Course, I have got my positive control and the perfect ideas about how to make the right decision for who I am really willing to relate with very powerfully by myself, yeah !
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Postby Nathalie1980 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:40 pm

But because of that, I guess so many guys are trying to shoot me now........I am so awful :mrgreen:
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Postby Tanna » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:33 pm

Nathalie1980 wrote:
rickettyrabbit wrote:
Nathalie1980 wrote:
tihZ_hO wrote:Nat?


what's wrong with you when you always mention Nat on Shexpat ?


Don't be so dismissive of your notoriety. You've earned it - revel in it!



I am so dismissive of my notoriety? what notoriety, could you tell me? I have never dated with others during those few years, you idiot ! I have no notoriety that can revel it in !
Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the man who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !


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Postby san5324 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:35 pm

come on man.. dont call her nutella... i probably will not make many friends with this post... but treat her with some respect
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Postby victorinchina » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:39 pm

Oh ****... That's how it all started...

You ready for that san?
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Postby san5324 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:59 pm

victorinchina wrote:Oh ****... That's how it all started...

You ready for that san?



i think i am victor, i mean, maybe im just a big softy or something like that, i often dont understand what nat is talkin about, but i refuse to call people names... her english is not correct, and i presume she also use a translation program, and most of the time that mess the sentence up even more...

lets all try to be friendS here...

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Postby victorinchina » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:07 pm

^ Ah... You didn't understand... Fair enough.. in time you will 8)
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Postby san5324 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:14 pm

but i do believe a guy should treat a lady with respect vic...
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Postby victorinchina » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:18 pm

^ You're digging yourself into a hole you may not be able to get out off mate... :lol:
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Postby Tanna » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:29 pm

^I tend to agree here.
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Postby Mr Totomolo » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:40 pm

san5324 wrote:but i do believe a guy should treat a lady with respect vic...


It is not the popcorn that we need prepare.

Something more consistent, like a 12-courses meal :wink:

I can't wait the moment when Nutella will start to write something like that :

"Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the Holland cat with the white shepherd dog who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !~~~ yeah~~" :D
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Postby victorinchina » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:43 pm

Mr Totomolo wrote:
san5324 wrote:but i do believe a guy should treat a lady with respect vic...


It is not the popcorn that we need prepare.

Something more consistent, like a 12-courses meal :wink:

I can't wait the moment when Nutella will start to write something like that :

"Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the Holland bald cat with the white shepherd dog who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !~~~ yeah~~" :D


Brilliant stuff mate!

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Postby san5324 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:49 pm

Mr Totomolo wrote:
san5324 wrote:but i do believe a guy should treat a lady with respect vic...


It is not the popcorn that we need prepare.

Something more consistent, like a 12-courses meal :wink:

I can't wait the moment when Nutella will start to write something like that :

"Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the Holland cat with the white shepherd dog who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !~~~ yeah~~" :D



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Postby Tanna » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:50 pm

Mr Totomolo wrote:
san5324 wrote:but i do believe a guy should treat a lady with respect vic...


It is not the popcorn that we need prepare.

Something more consistent, like a 12-courses meal :wink:

I can't wait the moment when Nutella will start to write something like that :

"Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the Holland cat with the white shepherd dog who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !~~~ yeah~~" :D


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Postby tihZ_hO » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:18 pm

san5324 wrote:
victorinchina wrote:Oh ****... That's how it all started...

You ready for that san?



i think i am victor, i mean, maybe im just a big softy or something like that, i often dont understand what nat is talkin about, but i refuse to call people names... her english is not correct, and i presume she also use a translation program, and most of the time that mess the sentence up even more...

lets all try to be friendS here...

*hippie mode off* hehe ;)


WOW!! Everyone, we got a real NOOB here!!


Nat, aka "Nutella" aka "Nutilly" has been "contributing" to this forum since 2004 and has been banned so many times I've lost count. Nat is like herpes, you never are rid of it, it comes back again and again!!

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Postby victorinchina » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:27 pm

San will be an expert in no time... And the Bald Brazilian will be set free...
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Oh happy days...
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Postby san5324 » Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:05 pm

tihZ_hO wrote:
san5324 wrote:
victorinchina wrote:Oh ****... That's how it all started...

You ready for that san?



i think i am victor, i mean, maybe im just a big softy or something like that, i often dont understand what nat is talkin about, but i refuse to call people names... her english is not correct, and i presume she also use a translation program, and most of the time that mess the sentence up even more...

lets all try to be friendS here...

*hippie mode off* hehe ;)


WOW!! Everyone, we got a real NOOB here!!


Nat, aka "Nutella" aka "Nutilly" has been "contributing" to this forum since 2004 and has been banned so many times I've lost count. Nat is like herpes, you never are rid of it, it comes back again and again!!

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course im a noob ! lol... ive only been a few months here...
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Postby rickettyrabbit » Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:15 pm

Nathalie1980 wrote:
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tihZ_hO wrote:Nat?


what's wrong with you when you always mention Nat on Shexpat ?


Don't be so dismissive of your notoriety. You've earned it - revel in it!



I am so dismissive of my notoriety? what notoriety, could you tell me? I have never dated with others during those few years, you idiot ! I have no notoriety that can revel it in !
Man, Don't dig the hole that you might think it can help you to be proud it of, I never appreciate the man who always wanna show off his pathetic royalty by question me his extremely stupidity such illiterately on Shexpat !


Nat, you have taken my comment the wrong way. You have your own unique style, and people notice it. I think you could have a lot of fun with your gift. Imagine how you could fool people if you wanted to - I mean online, and for fun, nothing else.
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Postby KalanStar » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:15 pm

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Chengdu girl in 28 years old wrote:I am good looking, with good body shape,good job,live alone in Shanghai for 5 years. My ex-bf is from USA. We broke up half a year ago because we cannot make it work out to further step. The time with him was best happy time in my life also I am deeply like American lifestyle,thinking ways,hobbies, sense of humor ect. So after dating with western man two years, I have experience to deal with the differences culture problems. Here I am seriously hope can find my next American bf and hopefully if work out can lead to marriage. I believe honest is the most important sides in relationship I will be honest to you,respect your culture and opinions have a good understanding and communication. BTW I only want White American man. Age should at least above 30 years old, like me live alone and have a stable job not just english teacher here. If you just want fun then ignore me please.I will reply to you if you want the same as me


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She needs an English teacher and doesn't want to have fun... oh, and she only wants an American :roll: Here's a winner folks!
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Chengdu girl in 28 years old wrote:I am good looking, with good body shape,good job,live alone in Shanghai for 5 years. My ex-bf is from USA. We broke up half a year ago because we cannot make it work out to further step. The time with him was best happy time in my life also I am deeply like American lifestyle,thinking ways,hobbies, sense of humor ect. So after dating with western man two years, I have experience to deal with the differences culture problems. Here I am seriously hope can find my next American bf and hopefully if work out can lead to marriage. I believe honest is the most important sides in relationship I will be honest to you,respect your culture and opinions have a good understanding and communication. BTW I only want White American man. Age should at least above 30 years old, like me live alone and have a stable job not just english teacher here. If you just want fun then ignore me please.I will reply to you if you want the same as me


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KY, set her straight, goddamnit!!



She needs an English teacher and doesn't want to have fun... oh, and she only wants an American :roll: Here's a winner folks!


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