Looking for a Midget Butler

by **rocco72** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:40 pm

Can you hire the bird as live in butler please...............

by **The Jaguar** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:42 pm

No ladies allowed in the Premises. And You you were a Member you should know.
Yellow Card if You are.
Preventive Red Card if You are not.

by **MrPuxi** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:42 pm

i had the feeling, this post was going somwhere from the beginning. it just sounded too good to be true... midgets, pimps, chicks, clubs - that's the stuff of for really good time.

by **rocco72** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:46 pm

I am a member and I know ladies are not allowed..........I accept the yellow card.........pity though........

by **The Jaguar** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:52 pm

rocco72 wrote:I am a member and I know ladies are not allowed..........I accept the yellow card.........pity though........

From what I ve' heard you should not be complaining man.

heheheheheheheheheheeh

by **rocco72** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:54 pm

Fair enough..................hehehehe

by **The Jaguar** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:07 pm

A Man (?) with good sense of humor.
Yellow Card Removed.

by **iara** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:19 pm

A club were ladies aren't allowed...and with a midget butler....
it doesn't smell good...

by **skyline5k** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:42 pm

SirFiddler wrote:Expensive. There is little demand so agencies are short on supply

Any more interesting puns to throw in?

by **The Jaguar** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:47 am

It seems an agreement with the Midget Dealer Above will not be reached soon.
Suggestions are welcome.

by **victorinchina** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:57 am

^ Have you seen any of those here?

by **The Jaguar** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 12:11 pm

I am now thinking officially about getting a very well trained:
Option A: A Monkey.
Option B: A Parrot.

I know tasks will be different, but with the current economical climate, one have to think fast.

by **seanryan471** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:47 pm

My friend told me she saw a Chinese albino midget when she was riding her bike one day. I don't know if it is looking for work or how to contact it, but I imagine it wouldn't be that hard to spot.

by **victorinchina** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:11 pm

In one if the bars back in Shenzhen, they used to have a midget with a mohawk... He was well cool...

by **The Jaguar** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:09 am

Based on your requirement, because the working time is from 10:00 to 17:00 and 2 nights untill 22:00, we need 2 to 3 midgets to finish the work by turns. The cost estimate is 42,000.00RMB per month(Tax not included).
Any query pls feels free to ask at your convenience.
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Looking now for VC in order to open a Pan-Asian Midget Dealership.

by **mat** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:23 am

BLOODY HELL. 3 midgets for 42,000rmb per mth... There's money in them thar midgets.

by **iara** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:09 am

For this amount, I would work on my knees to pretend to be a midget, and change hair color/style 3 times a day, and wear different contact lenses to change my eye color, and put socks in the middle of my pants so I could also pretend to be a male midget!!! I think it would be less stressful than be a full time slave :yum::

by **skyline5k** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:05 pm

Based on your requirement, because the working time is from 10:00 to 17:00 and 2 nights untill 22:00, we need 2 to 3 midgets to finish the work by turns. The cost estimate is 42,000.00RMB per month(Tax not included).
Any query pls feels free to ask at your convenience.

Damn... and that's without tax. Talk to the midgets separately. Maybe one will be willing to moonlight.

by **tihZ_hO** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:07 am

8lrr8 wrote:will he need to wear a tux?

He'll look like a penguin for sure then!

by **skyline5k** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:29 pm

hmmm... was this thread moved to Open Chat so that it would actually live Longer?

by **Cambronne** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:17 am

Unfortunately that pic of Ellis I posted got deleted

by **skyline5k** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:44 am

Must've missed it. Ellis is...

by **crivens200** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:12 am

If you're employing midget butlers, you need to remember the following things to warn your customers:

1. If you want to play the dice game, make sure it's a real midget and not a dwarf. Midget's fingers are in proportion to the rest of their body but dwarves have short stubby fingers which make it ideal for cheating at dice game. They hold up a random number of fingers and as you can't see which fingers are being held up (cos they all look the same stubby) he can claim to have held up any amount of fingers.

2. Never shake hands with a midget or dwarf - they can't reach the sink in the bathroom to wash their hands.

3. Don't sit on the high seats - you'll only have to lift them up to sit at the same height as you and they'll probably fall off once they are pissed.

by **mat** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:42 am

That's some good advice. It seems you are a bit of an expert in this field.

by **tomnoddy_uk** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:58 am

wld be cheaper to fly them in from the philippines and pay them full time.

by **ang-cute** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:19 pm

hey mat.. im a midget my self, so if u dont mind me asking. who or where should i contact anyone to get this job? my email add is lilj2cool@hotmai.com

thanks

by **ang-cute** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:53 pm

whos the best guy to contact with cuz im a midget my self sir.

thanks

by **p1atl10** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:05 am

The Jaguar wrote:The Jaguar Club is looking to employ a male midget/dwarf to act as our
in- house butler starting October 2009.
Food and Lodging will be provided.
Hanchback a plus.

The OP...you can PM him from this site

by **UndrUrSkin** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:24 am

Possibly the best thread here in a long time....

by **UndrUrSkin** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:26 am

Sorry, he's dead. ^

Try this guy.... What is that liquid running down his cheek?

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