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Manipulating woman

Postby sienna » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:17 pm

So shanghainese are infamous for being masters in manipulating techniques.
GUYS: how do you feel as a guy when you have been manipulated by your woman?
GIRLS: how do you manipulate a guy?

let's hear from 2 perspectives haha
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby victorinchina » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:27 pm

What do you mean manipulated?
Like ->
Girl: I'm hungry, buy me a bucket of chicken.
Guy: Buy your own goddamn chicken.
Girl: I'll suck yo d1ck
Guy: Well just this once then...
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby hammerforlife » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:16 pm

victorinchina wrote:What do you mean manipulated?
Like ->
Girl: I'm hungry, buy me a bucket of chicken.
Guy: Buy your own goddamn chicken.
Girl: I'll suck yo d1ck
Guy: Well just this once then...


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby nrgfink » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:19 pm

victorinchina wrote:What do you mean manipulated?
Like ->
Girl: I'm hungry, buy me a bucket of chicken.
Guy: Buy your own goddamn chicken.
Girl: I'll suck yo d1ck
Guy: Well just this once then...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby victorinchina » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:22 pm

^ Hahahahabbb
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby p1atl10 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:44 pm

sienna wrote:So shanghainese are infamous for being masters in manipulating techniques.
GUYS: how do you feel as a guy when you have been manipulated by your woman?
GIRLS: how do you manipulate a guy?

let's hear from 2 perspectives haha


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby littlelion » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:34 am

Observe...then options:
A) When he wants to play the "big man", you play the "cute hottie", it works every time, even better if you are petite (heroic nature of men)
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
C) When he simply being childish, play "kindergarten teacher", "no dinner if you don't do the dishes!". Every guy has a little boy hidden in his heart, no matter how old...
Most important, make sure the guy you are trying to "manipulate" is a reasonable guy
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby tihZ_hO » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:56 am

littlelion wrote:Observe...then options:
A) When he wants to play the "big man", you play the "cute hottie", it works every time, even better if you are petite (heroic nature of men)
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
C) When he simply being childish, play "kindergarten teacher", "no dinner if you don't do the dishes!". Every guy has a little boy hidden in his heart, no matter how old...
Most important, make sure the guy you are trying to "manipulate" is a reasonable guy


Agreed, but a little further down from the heart . . .




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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby treespirit » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:44 am

You have a little boy hidden down there?! O_o
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Postby skyline5k » Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:51 am

That explains a lot. ;)
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby Juan_Tamad » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:34 am

sienna wrote:So shanghainese are infamous for being masters in manipulating techniques.
GUYS: how do you feel as a guy when you have been manipulated by your woman?
GIRLS: how do you manipulate a guy?

let's hear from 2 perspectives haha


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby rickettyrabbit » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:33 pm

Or what.
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby HAMLover » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:37 pm

Juan_Tamad wrote:
sienna wrote:So shanghainese are infamous for being masters in manipulating techniques.
GUYS: how do you feel as a guy when you have been manipulated by your woman?
GIRLS: how do you manipulate a guy?

let's hear from 2 perspectives haha


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby Crystal Tao » Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:20 am

littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
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Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby victorinchina » Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:40 am

Crystal Tao wrote:
littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
...

Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?

Since her mom taught her the old Shanghain Princess- "Try to be supportive now, to cash in on a new handbag later" trick...
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby Guru Pitka » Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:24 pm

Shanghai girls are funny.
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby AAAron » Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:43 pm

^ Glad you think in this way.. :wink:
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby ClarenceBodicker » Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:46 pm

The crucial factor with chinese girls is the total lack of a sense of self-worth. they sleep in the same bed as their mother. they will never get a good job or do anything interesting. they have no experiences interests or friends.

YOU are everything to them, their entire pathetic existence revolves round you, all their hopes and dreams depend on your big white rod.

thats y u can bang them in the azz, never commit foreplay, treat them like a stray dog u took-in, and they will love you unconditionally

With a white ho, u have to break her self-confidence, destroy her sense of being and make her re-mould herself based around you and only you. then u can abuse her however u wish. BUT this gets harder as you get older and less good-looking.
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby questionmark » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:09 pm

ClarenceBodicker wrote:The crucial factor with chinese girls is the total lack of a sense of self-worth. they sleep in the same bed as their mother. they will never get a good job or do anything interesting. they have no experiences interests or friends.


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby Magnolia » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:39 am

ClarenceBodicker wrote:The crucial factor with chinese girls is the total lack of a sense of self-worth. they sleep in the same bed as their mother. they will never get a good job or do anything interesting. they have no experiences interests or friends.

YOU are everything to them, their entire pathetic existence revolves round you, all their hopes and dreams depend on your big white rod.

thats y u can bang them in the azz, never commit foreplay, treat them like a stray dog u took-in, and they will love you unconditionally

With a white ho, u have to break her self-confidence, destroy her sense of being and make her re-mould herself based around you and only you. then u can abuse her however u wish. BUT this gets harder as you get older and less good-looking.


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby littlelion » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:26 pm

Crystal Tao wrote:
littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
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Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?

treat, then trick
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby littlelion » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:28 pm

victorinchina wrote:
Crystal Tao wrote:
littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
...

Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?

Since her mom taught her the old Shanghain Princess- "Try to be supportive now, to cash in on a new handbag later" trick...

The same thing your wife will teach your kids
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby victorinchina » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:33 pm

littlelion wrote:
victorinchina wrote:
Crystal Tao wrote:
littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
...

Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?

Since her mom taught her the old Shanghain Princess- "Try to be supportive now, to cash in on a new handbag later" trick...

The same thing your wife will teach your kids

My Mrs ain't Shanghainese, so no... that's not what she'll teach our kids :wink:
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby littlelion » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:40 pm

victorinchina wrote:
littlelion wrote:
victorinchina wrote:
Crystal Tao wrote:
littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
...

Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?

Since her mom taught her the old Shanghain Princess- "Try to be supportive now, to cash in on a new handbag later" trick...

The same thing your wife will teach your kids

My Mrs ain't Shanghainese, so no... that's not what she'll teach our kids :wink:

yeah...sure...like you know how Chinese women differ from each other....
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby victorinchina » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:42 pm

littlelion wrote:yeah...sure...like you know how Chinese women differ from each other....
dont fool yourself

I bet I know more about how they differ than you do little Princess... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby DelighteD » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:49 pm

littlelion wrote:
Crystal Tao wrote:
littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
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Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?

treat, then trick


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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby victorinchina » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:52 pm

^ lol
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby littlelion » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:52 pm

victorinchina wrote:
littlelion wrote:yeah...sure...like you know how Chinese women differ from each other....
dont fool yourself

I bet I know more about how they differ than you do little Princess... :lol: :lol: :lol:

ohhh....I forgot that you are the China expert!! You are even more Chinese than the locals right?
and yet, you forgot one rule: Do NOT joke about other's parents! That is the most disrespectful thing you can do in China!
victorinchina wrote:Since her mom taught her the old Shanghain Princess- "Try to be supportive now, to cash in on a new handbag later" trick...
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Re: Manipulating woman

Postby littlelion » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:55 pm

DelighteD wrote:
littlelion wrote:
Crystal Tao wrote:
littlelion wrote:...
B) When he's tired or sad or frustrated or in any negative mood, try to be supportive
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Since when is such kind of behavior manipulative?

treat, then trick


You say it proudly?

We all do it sometimes...and where does this "proudly" come from? Dont do it if you dont know how to sense the tone
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Postby victorinchina » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:56 pm

littlelion wrote:
victorinchina wrote:
littlelion wrote:yeah...sure...like you know how Chinese women differ from each other....
dont fool yourself

I bet I know more about how they differ than you do little Princess... :lol: :lol: :lol:

ohhh....I forgot that you are the China expert!! You are even more Chinese than the locals right?
and yet, you forgot one rule: Do NOT joke about other's parents! That is the most disrespectful thing you can do in China!
victorinchina wrote:Since her mom taught her the old Shanghain Princess- "Try to be supportive now, to cash in on a new handbag later" trick...


Hahahaha... I'm not a China expert.. Nor am I more Chinese than the locals.. In fact, not Chinese at all..
Your point was I didn't know how Chinese women differ from each other... My point is, I probably know more than you? I guess you're too young and 'innocent' to get it... haha

I thought the most disrespectful thing you could ask a Shanghai girl and her parents was this: "You lot are from Sichuan right?" :lol: :lol:
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