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p*ssywhipped? Hammer a nail into your own head!

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Postby Shangstar » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:06 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picture ... -2009.html

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A pensioner in China hammered a 20cm nail into his own head after being scolded by his wife. Lin, 66, of Yuyi county, southern China's Fujian province, hammered a nail in his skull when his wife scolded him for gambling again

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Postby Andreas » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:31 pm

Darwin awards spring to mind.
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Postby mat » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:53 am

Natural selection.
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Postby hammerforlife » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:36 pm

He's just planning a career move. He wants to become a lightning conductor.
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Postby Shangstar » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:40 pm

perhaps he did it as a bet
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Postby janlynn » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:12 pm

Marakanis wrote:Attempted suicide or... what the hell was the point?

The point was in his head!!
He was knocking some sense into his head.
wasn't that a three penny nail?
cant we all just get along
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Postby Andreas » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:32 pm

He looks kinda cool!
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Postby tihZ_hO » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:43 pm

Seems the nail didn't hit anything important did it?
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Postby Andreas » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:16 pm

This is what you get when you use this online translators. 'Hit the nail on the head' is mistaken for 'Hit the nail in the head'.
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Postby tihZ_hO » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:15 am

^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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