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Poetry by Arseny

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Postby victorinchina » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:28 am

^ How would any of those two possibly know how to install any plumbing in the correct places??
findus: "We can create, philosophize, build and conquer until the cows come home, but a good set of boobs (i.e. all boobs) makes men's world go around. Such fcuking simple beasts."
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Postby rocco72 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:16 am

I assume they have books about it..........i recall a little red one was floating around at some point..
"everytime we talk, we end up naked"
"then just marry her, that will end it"
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Postby CoffeeHawk_0 » Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:24 pm

victorinchina wrote:
Nathalie29 wrote:my fault, cause my faith for love is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like the vegetable, especially the vegetable it can be the cucumber that it also can be found from the brazil and the cucumber will be yellow i guess.


Sir Coffee, come out come out.... I know you're in there...


this is not my fault, cause my faith for smoking is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like the tobacco, especially the tobacco it can be the maui-wowie that it also can be found from the brazil and the tobacco will be duty free i guess.
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Postby Nathalie29 » Sat Nov 21, 2009 5:36 pm

CoffeeHawk_0 wrote:
victorinchina wrote:
Nathalie29 wrote:my fault, cause my faith for love is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like the vegetable, especially the vegetable it can be the cucumber that it also can be found from the brazil and the cucumber will be yellow i guess.


Sir Coffee, come out come out.... I know you're in there...


this is not my fault, cause my faith for smoking is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like the tobacco, especially the tobacco it can be the maui-wowie that it also can be found from the brazil and the tobacco will be duty free i guess.


this is not my fault, cause my faith for hooking a bald brazilian cucumber it is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like my bald brazilian cucumber, especially the bald brazilian cucumber it can be tasted by a fat monkey that it also can be found from the brazil and the bald brazilian cucumber will be extremely horny, i guess.
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Postby CoffeeHawk_0 » Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:29 pm

Nathalie29 wrote:
CoffeeHawk_0 wrote:
victorinchina wrote:
Nathalie29 wrote:my fault, cause my faith for love is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like the vegetable, especially the vegetable it can be the cucumber that it also can be found from the brazil and the cucumber will be yellow i guess.


Sir Coffee, come out come out.... I know you're in there...


this is not my fault, cause my faith for smoking is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like the tobacco, especially the tobacco it can be the maui-wowie that it also can be found from the brazil and the tobacco will be duty free i guess.


this is not my fault, cause my faith for hooking a bald brazilian cucumber it is not welcomed right now in this board, but i like my bald brazilian cucumber, especially the bald brazilian cucumber it can be tasted by a fat monkey that it also can be found from the brazil and the bald brazilian cucumber will be extremely horny, i guess.


this is your fault, cause you tried to hook a bald brazilian cucumber when it was not welcomed on this board, but even though you like that bald brazilian cucumber, especially the bald brazilian cucumber who tastes like a fat monkey, that it also can be found from the brazil and the bald brazilian cucumber will be extremely horny, you wish.
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Postby Nathalie29 » Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:17 pm

this is your fault, cause your faith for hooking a monkey for your love it is not so welcomed right now on this board, but even though you deny it, especially your monkey likes you and you also can be found by your manly biggest bald cucumber and your bald brazilian cucumber will be extremely powerful, I guess.
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Postby CoffeeHawk_0 » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:06 pm

mmmmm monkey love
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Postby ArsenyVyacheslav » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:21 am

Winter Olympiks, by Arseny

Don't eat the yellow snow i tell the childrens in the whistlers mother resort in Vanoover, as i pull my pants up. I tell them to go and enjoy the white balls of fluff and then go play in the snow. 4 Italian men in the Fiat Panda hurtle down the tunnels. I ask the lady what is that and she said it's Bobs Sled. Get out of bobs sled!!!! I yell and whistle at them. Then i find the small old lady to throw at them. They came 3rd but lost a wheel on the home straight.

My Russian cousin winned the weightlifting but there two problems. First, there is no weightlifing in this olympik and second he won the womens division.

Fly like eddie the eagle on a hot summers day in the siberia i yell to the HerminMyer as he flys off the ski jump. Don't crash and be free.

I like snow in the summer.
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Postby PuffingMan » Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:32 pm

Spring Runner
One of my fat buddy likes the running very much and when spring comes my friend can run the way as much as the puma escapes the hunter far from the guns, I am a nice nurse and I always heal the pains when my friend gets the hurt from the running practice and now I find my friend is very much professional and very expert in the feet broken practices when I comfort her from those forests,over !
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Postby Shadow8106 » Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:42 pm

Shouldn`t have read the last two post...headache!!! I should send you the bill for all the Aspirin pills I have to take after reading your posts............
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Postby PuffingMan » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:17 pm

At least, my poetry I always write it here it is not as long as or it is not as complex as that Arseny,hehe...
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Postby ArsenyVyacheslav » Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:34 pm

Begone you evil swine of a windy day like the one that got caught in my dutch oven. The wind blows the cat into the hat and the head into the cup of chino. Windy days sway like the birds after uncle igor puts the vodka into their drink. Windy like the cabbage festival on the last day.

The wind comes from the clouds and the clouds come from the factories. More factories means more wind, but how come the more cabbage also means more wind.

I like tea bags.

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Postby bus3 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:38 pm

Nice to hear from you Arseny. Hope you don't mind, I quote you a lot.
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Postby ArsenyVyacheslav » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:04 pm

The Christmas bunny, by Arseny,

bounceing around the street like the Kangamaloo down the town of Sydney over the bridge. Bounce to my house mr christmas bunny and bring me the presents of the $2 shop. I'll have the fluffy dice and the clock that doesn't work and some broken caramello koalas please.

Bounce with Mr santa when he goes down the drainpipes into people house and leaves the kiddies presents under the flower pot tree. Shhhhhh, don't wake the little kids when you drink the bottle of beer and eat the biscuits. then Mr Santa, look in the fridge because there sure to be more beer in there. Drink all the dads beer so the kids can play with the presents all day. Don't forget the batteries santa, but if you do, remember to look in mums top draw and use the battery from the mum massager toy.

Remember to look under the outside treees for the chocolate ducks eggs and leave your teeths under the pillow.

merrily the christmas to you and your boyfriends.

bye.
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Postby Reg_Reagan » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:00 pm

Hey Arseclown. I'm tryin to root Bazzas mrs who works at the TAB. Shes a bit of a classy sheila, you know, she wears her good tracky dacks out. I reckon she'd like some poetry. can you help me out?

Get stuffed

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Postby tihZ_hO » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:59 am

ArsenyVyacheslav wrote:The Christmas bunny, by Arseny,

bounceing around the street like the Kangamaloo down the town of Sydney over the bridge. Bounce to my house mr christmas bunny and bring me the presents of the $2 shop. I'll have the fluffy dice and the clock that doesn't work and some broken caramello koalas please.

Bounce with Mr santa when he goes down the drainpipes into people house and leaves the kiddies presents under the flower pot tree. Shhhhhh, don't wake the little kids when you drink the bottle of beer and eat the biscuits. then Mr Santa, look in the fridge because there sure to be more beer in there. Drink all the dads beer so the kids can play with the presents all day. Don't forget the batteries santa, but if you do, remember to look in mums top draw and use the battery from the mum massager toy.

Remember to look under the outside treees for the chocolate ducks eggs and leave your teeths under the pillow.

merrily the christmas to you and your boyfriends.

bye.


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Postby ArsenyVyacheslav » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:00 pm

rejoice!

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Postby tihZ_hO » Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:53 pm

ArsenyVyacheslav wrote:Emotion, by Arseny

Sweat dripping like tap that is broken and doesnt stop. drip. drip. dripping. she is a beastly beauty with eyes like the sunshine on a summers day in Vladivostok during the a drive in movie but the movie is finished. Victory is ours! Capitalistically swine! Cry to the moon like wolves who are hunger. Are you hunger, if so, why? She is a hotdog when i am hunger. cover you in ketchup, and eat. emotion, you are palatably seasoned for flavoursome consumption. how much for bite? hope not expensive, emotion.


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