Poetry by Arseny

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:23 pm

Love hurts, by Arseny.

the smell of the flower on a sunny day is like that of the face you have. respect, and the sun shines its ray of heartfeltly warming emotionally charged. love hurts like a root canal, but love is the key to the chain on the door of the liquor chest of daddy.

REJOICE!!

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:32 pm

Ling Ling, by Arseny

you are my wing, ling ling. hush night with blinking of your eyelash. you are my playfully thing, ling ling. when night is on and suns away on a dinner for 3 you are my spring, ling ling. am i the king? tell me. bye

by **banditited1** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:52 pm

Im hot already stud.

I've also wondered with Russian guys, are they giving me pillow talk, or just noisy when they eat the salad?

by **Ling_Ling** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:02 am

Me velly no like Russian poor man. Me only like rich humourous fat man. You know where I find? I not know so no good.

by **maries** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:03 am

remind me sex and city...
Carries' russian lover wrote poem for her too...

And lingling...u have weird taste...

by **Sassy** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:38 pm

ling ling ying ying ding ding
maries marie mary harry
russian sex chinese sex
getting spanked with a wet noodle
thank you

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:20 am

beauty, by Arseny

beauty, you are beautyful. who is you? are you a lover in the diguise of a hair in my soup in the henan resutarant yesterday night? beauty, you are beautyful. where is you? are you standing behind the mirror of glass and haze in the elevator at the fabirc markets? beauty, you are beautyfully lovingly. remebrance, please.byebye

by **treespirit** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:46 am

that's the most understandable post you've written so far, Arseny. Rejoice! I like it.

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:58 am

xujiahui, by Arseny

wonderfully lighting in my chest and eye. REJOICE! oh what sight for eyes that are sore! BEAUTYFUL colourfully dreamer on a bus to xujiahui. lights, camera and actions! i found a dream in starbucks on a staurday morn with a preety girl from a bus in xujiahui. coffee is in my hand but preety girl be in my chest cavity and on the floor my hearts. smile or cry, you are lightenly radiance of fun. xujiahui, a place very nice.

by **mat** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:02 pm

very nice.

i think Arseny is Borat! Is Nice

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:06 pm

Laugh Loud, laugh! he is funny man but not. Who is you?

by **Reg_Reagan** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:46 pm

Poetry by Reginald R. Reagan OBE

There was a friggin Russian named Arsney
Who Reg had to kick in the bloody Arsey.

A size 12 Blundstone in his clacker.
The Russian was knackered.

Get Stuffed back to Commie land you Bastard!

GET STUFFED

Reg

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:44 pm

Emotion, by Arseny

Sweat dripping like tap that is broken and doesnt stop. drip. drip. dripping. she is a beastly beauty with eyes like the sunshine on a summers day in Vladivostok during the a drive in movie but the movie is finished. Victory is ours! Capitalistically swine! Cry to the moon like wolves who are hunger. Are you hunger, if so, why? She is a hotdog when i am hunger. cover you in ketchup, and eat. emotion, you are palatably seasoned for flavoursome consumption. how much for bite? hope not expensive, emotion.

by **Goosie** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:49 pm

^LMAO!

by **mat** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:57 pm

Seriously Arsney that is the funniest thing i have ever read. I have tears in my eyes. Absolute Pissa.

by **mat** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:57 pm

she is a beastly beauty with eyes like the sunshine on a summers day in Vladivostok during the a drive in movie but the movie is finished

Pure Gold.

by **phil_osofur** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:10 pm

hello peeps, greetings from the 8th level of consciousness.
Arseny, my brother of life, the words flow from your frontal orafice like so much honey from bee hive. You have arrived at the 3rd level of consciousness, send me 1200rmb and i will show you the next level, in a metaphorical kind of way. the sex is much better there.

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:11 am

Running, by Arseny

I am running on the spot like my grandmama trying to return stale bread to her baker. Run away from time, evil! Take a bite of my love with your teeth, if not false. RUNNING! I think it is raining, as I am running away from the man like I run from the wolves at night who are hunger and don't like taste of beef. Why? Smile.

Ponder, please.

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:33 am

Teknology, by Arseny

the green computer flicker in dark room because power out. download from outside into inside picture of the princess naked to wind in the light. the oven goes off the potato is ready. ding. the power on now, i aim at the toilet but miss. i play the tape and the sound comes out with 1 speaker. Rejoice

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:37 am

Food, by Arseny

what makes food? is it growed into the dirt or does it grow on the pig? Ponder what food from. is the fish food or is it just food for bigger fish? why is dirt not food? it grows food. Is potato from food? of course potato is food but potato also vodka. Food makes people so food is from goat.

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:43 am

Money, by Arseny

the money in the mattress. fills the mattress with rouble enough to buy bread. one bread one dollar or one bread and mattress filled with money. money from here money goes to the people who have the shop. what do they do with money? they have food and they have tv. no need for money here. money to the girl in the bar. does she need the money. her cat is tired but still needs to run. what about your horse?

by **treespirit** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:26 pm

These are beautiful! LOL funny!!!

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:34 pm

thankingfully, regards. you are beautyfil, treespirit.

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:40 pm

treespirit, by Arseny

lady, you are sweetness in the shape of a jiaozi bought on Huashan Lu from mr. hu. he is a nice man, but had bad teeth. beautyfil lady, which shampoo you use cause your hair is like seaweed that is in the ocean which flows and dances like a chinese boy on a cheap drugs. stay of drug children, only drink vodka in year of pork. treespirit, can i climb your branch, you must take my trunk. its nice. i like wood. bye

by **Goosie** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:15 pm

^Absolutely hilarious! Can't stop laughing! Arceny, you are the funniest person on the forum by a landslide.

Borat, eat your heart out!

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:18 am

Goosie, by Arseny

like the pancake on peking duck you soft and fall apart in my hands. goosie that layed the golden eggs in the time of mourning over my dead fish that fell down the toilet. will you be valentine on St Patricks day with me drinking vodka in year of the pork. running through the rain holding arms and talking to the children playing in the carpark. i like cars. i have a fiat that is called yuri and he likes to be droved. goosie is the car of the princess.

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:27 am

Valentines day, by Arseny

why so sad on this day of happy love? why? what is valentines day? is it easter day for lovers of things red. what about chocolates that are shaped like bunnies chewing on the grass from my friends special bag. do they see other bunnies with their eyes and their pink fur full of fleas. what about dinner for valentines? where to go and who to go. i like pork but year of the pork maybe should not eat so i will go to xujiahuai KFC and have rabbit.

by **treespirit** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:58 am

ArsenyVyacheslav wrote:treespirit, by Arseny

lady, you are sweetness in the shape of a jiaozi bought on Huashan Lu from mr. hu. he is a nice man, but had bad teeth. beautyfil lady, which shampoo you use cause your hair is like seaweed that is in the ocean which flows and dances like a chinese boy on a cheap drugs. stay of drug children, only drink vodka in year of pork. treespirit, can i climb your branch, you must take my trunk. its nice. i like wood. bye

Thank you?

by **ArsenyVyacheslav** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:32 pm

Julu Lu by Arseny,

the girls wandering around the street offering their serve like teh hungry bee trying to find honey in teh forest with no trees or plants. buy me a drink they ask whilst they wear the clothes like my aunty would take when she went to work as dancer in the bar near the hospital. playing pool with friendly girls they want 300 to do some job for me. I don't need job done, so i tell them i can do it for no charge. many girls run after me, like a stampede of polar bears on a summer night in the park. happy times. rejoice.

by **Reg_Reagan** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:43 pm

Arseny, got to give it you. That was a good one.

Now go and get stuffed you queer looking rooster!

Reg

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