Popular Chinese sex positions

Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby Handoogies2.0 » Mon May 09, 2011 1:43 pm

Every girl here seems to know the "frog" move, where they squat over you with their feet firmly planted and knees pointing out on both sides, like a frog. This is their go-to move for being on top. My theory is that they are used to using squatter toilets, so this position comes naturally. Overseas this is considered an advanced position, one reserved mostly for adult films, so I found it interesting on an anthropological level that so many people here are privy to that move.

Any moves popular with Chinese guys? From Japanese films I gather the Japanese like armpits and foreplay more than their western counterparts.
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby cantcheckemailnopw » Mon May 09, 2011 1:54 pm

hmm, i hadnt thought about it, but yeah most asian girls i been with use that.

i can't tell you about chines guy positions, but i see this one a lot.
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby Gay_Chevara » Mon May 09, 2011 7:16 pm

The frog squatting thing is great I think, Chinese girls are good at this.

I find it a bit weird when Chinese girls speak English when I'm performing sexual intercourse upon them. I have been with females that have used phrases like 'yeah yeah! come on! come on!' and I was like bitch shut the f*ck up. Another time when a girl quite a bit younger than me (21) was giving me instructions on how to shag her in perfect English with a very clipped accent 'ok now thrust faster but raise yourself more above me so that you stimulate my clitoris - good, that's right, there, jeep going until I orgasm'. After I shot the bolt she said 'now embrace me so that I feel wanted but when I fall asleep unwrap yourself as you are too sweaty'.

Another girl from Anhui just screamed 'I'M COMING!!!!!!!!'. She meant it too.

But the funniest was this one girl who thought she had to put on a show - she'd watched too many fluff movies and was trying to impress me so I thought I should try not to laugh.
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby cantcheckemailnopw » Mon May 09, 2011 7:46 pm

need another thread for chinglish sex talk.

one girl always told me to Push! Push!
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby HaroldTheIronmonger » Mon May 09, 2011 7:52 pm

Handoogies2.0 wrote:Any moves popular with Chinese guys?
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby Handoogies2.0 » Mon May 09, 2011 9:53 pm

The following is an excerpt from ancient Chinese scriptures..

"The Yellow Emperor asked: I have heard about the nine positions, but I do not know how to practice them. I would like you to explain how to practice them. I want you to explain them to me, so that I know their ends. I will guard and practice these secrets carefully.

The Enigmatic Girl answered: the first of the nine positions is called The Flying Dragon.
The woman is on her back, the man positions himself over her with his knees placed on the bed. The woman opens the Portal of Jade and the man, from above, inserts his Jade Stalk inside the Cave with the form of a grain. Then he begins to move slowly, with eight shallow motions and two deep and must enter softly and withdraw hard. Then he should stimulate the superior part of the Portal of Jade. If these motions are done with the right purchase, the woman will receive great satisfaction and will become wild with joy.

The second position is called The Tiger's Walk.
One must place the woman n her knees facing down with her buttocks raised and her head down. The man comes from behind and embraces her. Then he inserts the Jade Stalk in her interior. He must penetrate her deeply and continuously with five short motions and eight deep ones. The right rhythm will develop spontaneously and then her private parts will contract and open with the motions, then she will produce so much liquid that it will emanate out of her. When this happens, then one should rest. Then the hundred sicknesses will be prevented and the man will have more vigor.

The Third position is called The Jumping Monkey.
The woman is placed face up and the man raises her legs until her knees touch her breasts and her buttocks and lower back are raised in the air. Then, he inserts the Jade Stalk into the Fragrant Mouse. When the woman becomes excited then her liquid will pour like abundant rain. The man will presses her down, as if he was feeling enraged. One must stop once the woman has reached orgasm and the hundred sicknesses will be cured on their own.

The Fourth position is called Mating Cicadas.
The woman lies face down and the man lies in top of her. Then the man inserts his Jade Stalk inside of her Red Pearl by lifting her buttocks. If he moves with six brief motions and nine deep ones then her private parts will flow with abundant liquid and contract with pleasure. The man must finish after she has reached orgasm and this will cure the seven pains.

The Fifth position is called The Mounting Turtle.
The woman lies on her back and her legs and lifted. The man pushes her feet until her legs touch her breasts. Then he inserts deeply his Jade Stalk until he reaches her deepest valley. He must penetrate her in the appropriate measure aiming for her center. This will bring the woman great pleasure and her body will move while her private parts become wet with many liquid. The man must penetrate her deeply and then withdraw when the woman has reached orgasm; if you guard your vital energy your strength will increase a hundred times."
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby Snuden » Mon May 09, 2011 10:09 pm

eheh...
The frog position, yeah!
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby jeffinflorida » Mon May 09, 2011 10:23 pm

Currently my Yangzhou Princess seems to have a From Behind Fetish. Seems ok with me.

yeah she likes the frog also.

I HATE it when I am with a Chinese girl and they act out scenes they must have watched in porno movies.

MtyFujian Farm Girl used to always scream out loud and say Oh So Deep! So Deep!. and scream at the moment of Big O...
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby Handoogies2.0 » Tue May 10, 2011 12:51 am

jeffinflorida wrote:I HATE it when I am with a Chinese girl and they act out scenes they must have watched in porno movies.

I HATE it when they find the need to cry after sex. :(
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby tylerdurden » Tue May 10, 2011 7:02 am

cantcheckemailnopw wrote:need another thread for chinglish sex talk.

one girl always told me to Push! Push!


Maybe she was an obstetrician.
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby tylerdurden » Tue May 10, 2011 8:16 am

Handoogies, is there any difference between a Fragrant Mouse and a Red Pearl?
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby Brun0 » Tue May 10, 2011 8:35 am

Neville_Bartos wrote:Image


haha brilliant!
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby Gay_Chevara » Tue May 10, 2011 8:48 am

Actually I have noticed that it's mainly Shanghai girls that do the starfish thing.

Girls from other provinces not.

Why's that?
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby ShugaPush » Wed May 11, 2011 2:38 pm

tylerdurden wrote:Handoogies, is there any difference between a Fragrant Mouse and a Red Pearl?


'fragrant mouse' cracks me up!

Apart from that the difference appears to be in the position of the young lady's posterior... pay attention man! :)
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby shanghaiceltic » Wed May 11, 2011 4:32 pm

I always thought it was the boyfriend coming from behind with the handbag....
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Re: Popular Chinese sex positions

Postby tylerdurden » Wed May 11, 2011 5:05 pm

ShugaPush wrote:
tylerdurden wrote:Handoogies, is there any difference between a Fragrant Mouse and a Red Pearl?


'fragrant mouse' cracks me up!

Apart from that the difference appears to be in the position of the young lady's posterior... pay attention man! :)


Well, if it was "fragrant mussel" versus "brown date" I could probably work it out by myself.
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