i have so many of them

and yes that was the punchline

Q. How you know yourself is worth to relate with someone
A. to spend more than 3 years to know it by yourself

good 1 nats, i wont forget that

^ It's close to that time to break it off then

Q:where will marriage take us?
A:Psycho-path

bougie wrote:^ It's close to that time to break it off then

You mean like Lorena Bobbit did?

Nah, she was just confused and took the law into her own hands.

Dick/Law

Law/Dick

Easy mistake to make.

how about chicks and beer ? I know all guys of here are really need it to get down themselves~~~~~~~~~haha~~~~~~

Total time of boyfriend being 46 or 47 ?

In an effort to save some cash we agreed that I would stop buying beer. So I asked her why she keep buying so much make up. She said she still buys make up because she has to look good for me. I told her that was what the beers are for............... I dont think she's coming back.

^

tjclubbing wrote:In an effort to save some cash we agreed that I would stop buying beer. So I asked her why she keep buying so much make up. She said she still buys make up because she has to look good for me. I told her that was what the beers are for............... I dont think she's coming back.

poor man~~

The difference between GUTS and BALLS:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

Medicallyspeaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Juan_Tamad wrote:Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Are you saying the men who do are just as dumb as dogs?

Ruff

Only if men could be trained like dogs and are as loyal as dogs!

I can't actually believe I'm bothered to actually type all of this shiet out .... I'll take one for the team ...*rolls eyes*

The Scene:
In a corporate building, a business man and business woman enter a lift after a meeting at the 150th floor. Their eyes meet briefly as they both attempt to press the button for the 1st floor and they begin their descent and prepare for the 5 minute ride.

Man: "Going down?" with a grin and smile
Woman: "Of course!" with a grin and blush
.....

2 Minutes into the ride, on the 100th floor, the lift freezes and an alarm sounds. They then start to plummet towards the 1st floor. In the realisation of what is happening.... the man and woman gaze into others eyes.... with 3 minutes left showing on the lift clock until 1st floor:

Woman: "Make me feel like a woman again for the last time".
Man: .... thinks ....

....

Man: rips off his shirt .... and says: "OK, bitch - iron my shirt!!"


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You know you love it .... come'on gimme props aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!
Comeon guys, gimme props for that .... its 11.36pm and I'm writing this **** up .... Z

Q. honey, I wanna move there, cause I haven't seen you for 18 months.
A. ok, go ahead now~~~~~~~

^oooooooh, that's harsh ...........

q. why do you like kitty?
a. cause everything if it involves kitty, then I would like to put in here, included some avatar~~~~~~

q. why guys stand up and in front of toilet????
a. cause they can pee and fart in toilet all day and night (without any rest)