Shanghai Love and Hate

by **Nathalie25** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:35 am

queenmab wrote:
nathalie you never make sense... are you a real person? ive always wondered

me too, and yet 5000+ posts!

I love Shanghai, but sometimes there's more of it than me- can see how that would wear you down after a while

I am a fake person, you can say it here~~~~~~~
I have no emotion or any kind of feelings that can make me happy or unhappy in my life, I am just a cold machine~~~~~~~~

by **CoffeeHawk_0** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:04 am

I love that Nathalie has a very extensive vocabulary, it must have taken a lot of studying to learn so many words.

What some people do not like as much is English grammar is so complicated, every sentence is a long math formula, and if one number is out of place, the formula often does not make sense.

It is similar to me always using the wrong tone when I speak Chinese. The difference is when a laowai uses the wrong tone, it is clear the words make no sense. For example, last night I ordered a tractor with cheese for dinner. On the other hand, it's usually easy to find the right word in English, but if that word is in the wrong place in the formula, then the sentence can have many reasonable meanings depending how it is interpreted.

White people are only one chromosome away from being a monkey. You can see this easily by their hairy arms. As such, they get confused easily. Their dependency on crack, and the way they dance clearly shows their simple brain structures. So, when English grammar gets all jumbled up, the white brain becomes confused, confusion is fear, fear leads to anger, and the next thing you know white folk are hanging from their trees throwing their feces in all directions.

I hope this insight helps us all become better people and primates, now, someone throw me a banana before I start beating my chest and screeching.

by **MyNameIsPablo** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:07 am

I have explosives.

by **CoffeeHawk_0** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:26 am

^is that like projectile vomiting?

by **Nathalie25** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:39 pm

CoffeeHawk_0 wrote:I hope this insight helps us all become better people and primates, now, someone throw me a banana before I start beating my chest and screeching.

I know that here someone he likes orangutans much more than the monkey~~~~~~ :lol: