custer wrote:NorthernLights wrote:that's where you take a key to his door custer.
I might keep a paintball gun in the car - imagine the fun one could have. Wipe that lot off ladyboy.
Paintball gun - the ultimate "cyclists defence". My dad still rides his bike a lot for exercise. Definitely grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. One Sunday I went for a ride with him, and a bus driver crowded him over to the gutter. He stumbled, but didn't fall, and rode faster to catch up with the bus. When he did, he pulled something out of his pocket - a little contraption he'd made in his metal shop. It was a long piece of piano wire with a very nice hand-grip on one end and a 1" ball bearing on the other. He twirled it around above his head and smacked the bus windshield. It was like it had been hit by a bullet. The bus driver stopped and got out, shouting at my dad, by he just gave the driver the finger as he cycled on.
Methinks a paintball gun would be a lot more effective.
