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Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Face

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Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Face

Postby tihZ_hO » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:07 am

Foreigner Had Balls to Punch Chinese Police in the Face
Guy was a teacher in Suzhou, China. Neighbors complained to security and police of the guy making too much noise in the apartment. He went mad when confronted..(started punching)..ended up with 10 days in jail plus 300 yuan fine.


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What can I say other than :lol: :lol:
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby rickettyrabbit » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:54 am

tihZ_hO wrote:
Foreigner Had Balls to Punch Chinese Police in the Face
Guy was a teacher in Suzhou, China. Neighbors complained to security and police of the guy making too much noise in the apartment. He went mad when confronted..(started punching)..ended up with 10 days in jail plus 300 yuan fine.


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What can I say other than :lol: :lol:


He was probably just doing renovations. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby Shinbone » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:19 am

Saw the headline, first thing I thought was - "How much was it going to cost him, how much did it end up costing him."

Yeah I know. They pay fines in America too.
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby tihZ_hO » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:35 am

rickettyrabbit wrote:
tihZ_hO wrote:
Foreigner Had Balls to Punch Chinese Police in the Face
Guy was a teacher in Suzhou, China. Neighbors complained to security and police of the guy making too much noise in the apartment. He went mad when confronted..(started punching)..ended up with 10 days in jail plus 300 yuan fine.


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What can I say other than :lol: :lol:


He was probably just doing renovations. :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Yep!!
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby minyanville » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:50 am

10 days in jail and 50 bucks fine??? lol.
Assulting a police officer is a felony in the states, right? prob few years of jail....jeez..
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby custer » Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:10 pm

I'm surprised - I assumed that if you belted a Chinese pig they would give you the old rubber hose and thumb screws routine at the station, followed by a free holiday at a camp in Xinjiang. I'm also surprised that more people don't do this considering the lack of punishment. After all, you could write an expose book back in the real world detailing your valiant stay inside a Commie prison. Question is, should one fear bending over to pick up the soap in a Chinese jail?
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby tihZ_hO » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:19 pm

custer wrote:Question is, should one fear bending over to pick up the soap in a Chinese jail?


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No, because there is no soap to pick up
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby custer » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:37 pm

How long would I get in prison for punching a Chinese driver who cut me up and then give me the finger when I point this out to him this morning? (I didn't actually punch him as he refused to wind down his window - foiled again by fiendish Oriental logic). But I have to admit it would have been truly satisfying to grind my fist into his smarmy grinning face. I know, we all have moments like this. I think some of them are laowai baiting.
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby NorthernLights » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:41 pm

that's where you take a key to his door custer.
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby custer » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:22 pm

NorthernLights wrote:that's where you take a key to his door custer.


I might keep a paintball gun in the car - imagine the fun one could have. Wipe that lot off ladyboy.
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby tihZ_hO » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:34 pm

custer wrote:
NorthernLights wrote:that's where you take a key to his door custer.


I might keep a paintball gun in the car - imagine the fun one could have. Wipe that lot off ladyboy.


A squirt gun is just as effective :wink:
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby PureXTC88 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:39 pm

Rotten eggs are good too, just don't have them break in your car!
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby tihZ_hO » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:45 pm

^ They'll just think you wasted good eggs
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby PureXTC88 » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:49 pm

BTW was that a punch or a slap in the vid? Looks more like a slap to me
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby rickettyrabbit » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:17 am

It was a punch, but one that would make a decent featherweight think he's got this on in the bag.
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby rickettyrabbit » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:23 am

custer wrote:
NorthernLights wrote:that's where you take a key to his door custer.


I might keep a paintball gun in the car - imagine the fun one could have. Wipe that lot off ladyboy.


Paintball gun - the ultimate "cyclists defence". My dad still rides his bike a lot for exercise. Definitely grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. One Sunday I went for a ride with him, and a bus driver crowded him over to the gutter. He stumbled, but didn't fall, and rode faster to catch up with the bus. When he did, he pulled something out of his pocket - a little contraption he'd made in his metal shop. It was a long piece of piano wire with a very nice hand-grip on one end and a 1" ball bearing on the other. He twirled it around above his head and smacked the bus windshield. It was like it had been hit by a bullet. The bus driver stopped and got out, shouting at my dad, by he just gave the driver the finger as he cycled on.

Methinks a paintball gun would be a lot more effective. 8)
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Re: Suzhou English (?) Teacher Punches Chinese Cop In The Fa

Postby custer » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:57 pm

I'm thinking LAW 66. Right up the tailpipe of errant Mercedes. I recall Michael Douglas wandering around with similar in Falling Down.
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