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Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2 U?

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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Snuden » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:33 am

At Gay Cs age, even a heavy water morning wood is nothing to brag about.
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby superkim » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:38 am

I have a good feeling about this thread. My sixth sense tells me Gay's pipeline is full of rich and compelling dirty stories.
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby superkim » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:40 am

Snuden wrote:At Gay Cs age, even a heavy water morning wood is nothing to brag about.

He's young at heart, maybe his pecker is full of youth as well.
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Sisyphus » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:41 am

superkim wrote:I have a good feeling about this thread. My sixth sense tells me Gay's pipeline is full of rich and compelling dirty stories.


Dude, his life is a dirty yet compelling story....
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby News_by_KKO » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:30 am

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the Shenzhen girl called her a whore in Cantonese under her breath.



That's my girl! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Snuden » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:56 am

^Did she get angry about being called a whore?
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby jay_dee » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:26 am

'Twelve guy', she said.

So GC, did you offer to make it 13?
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby TIC » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:42 am

I guess that's what he's doin right now!
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Gay_Chevara » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:36 pm

I did not make it 13. Although I think she would have been game for it. At the end of the course I had dinner with all the students (this is customary with most Chinese students) and we went to this nice restaurant in Gubei. One of the students had brought two bottles of Johnny Walker and we started tucking into that. Shanghai married slut got a bit drunk and said to me 'Laoshi, I very like sex, but with foreigner never try'.
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Ilovecider » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:39 am

Gay_Chevara wrote:I was teaching a class full of obnoxious teenage fu er dai kids. They were supposed to be preparing to study abroad, but none of them could care less.
In the class was this slightly overweight Chinese bloke, about 40-something, curly-ish hair and going a bit bald. He also wanted to study abroad. It seemed a bit weird that he wanted to do that, but I thought whatever.
In the next class the topic was 'Family' and we went through some basic vocabulary before I got the students to introduce their family one by one.
It got to the 40's guy and I thought he would talk about his wife and kid and then his mum etc. But he just spoke about his mother and told us that his dad had passed away.
Another student in the class, a teenager, asked if he was married and he said no. The kids seemed a bit taken aback by this, but we carried on and that was that.
We had a break and just as I announced that we could all break for a while, the 40's guy put his hand up and said, kind of loudly, 'Actually I am virgin!'.
Then he giggled a bit and ran out the class like he was a ten-year-old.
The kids laughed and so did I.
The guy continued coming to the classes as if nothing was wrong.


it's really hilarious but i think he's joking trying to show a sense of humor
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Ilovecider » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:10 am

BONNIE wrote:I'm not a teacher but I once had a teenage girl tell me I really should not smile so much...Life in China is nothing to smile about..I was gruffly informed...


do you actually get what she meant?? Life in china is all about competition! Young people normally have no time for partying, clubbing and drinking!! Not like the young europeans, quite a decent amount of them, especially the unemployed ones, stuck themselves in clubbing, partying and clubbing....

a lot of foreigners in china look down upon those poor farmers from countryside, but I think those hard working farmers are far better than those unemployed europeans who suck taxpayers' blood doing nothing every day like parasites, pretty disgusting.
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby victorinchina » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:13 am

Ilovecider wrote:pretty disgusting.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby News_by_KKO » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:51 am

Ilovecider wrote:
BONNIE wrote:I'm not a teacher but I once had a teenage girl tell me I really should not smile so much...Life in China is nothing to smile about..I was gruffly informed...


do you actually get what she meant?? Life in china is all about competition! Young people normally have no time for partying, clubbing and drinking!! Not like the young europeans, quite a decent amount of them, especially the unemployed ones, stuck themselves in clubbing, partying and clubbing....

a lot of foreigners in china look down upon those poor farmers from countryside, but I think those hard working farmers are far better than those unemployed europeans who suck taxpayers' blood doing nothing every day like parasites, pretty disgusting.


Most foreigners ONLY like the peasants and farmers in China. They are the honest, hard working & smart people in China. And unlike you don't make stupid assumptions about foreigners.....
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Ilovecider » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:53 pm

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Ilovecider wrote:
BONNIE wrote:I'm not a teacher but I once had a teenage girl tell me I really should not smile so much...Life in China is nothing to smile about..I was gruffly informed...


do you actually get what she meant?? Life in china is all about competition! Young people normally have no time for partying, clubbing and drinking!! Not like the young europeans, quite a decent amount of them, especially the unemployed ones, stuck themselves in clubbing, partying and clubbing....

a lot of foreigners in china look down upon those poor farmers from countryside, but I think those hard working farmers are far better than those unemployed europeans who suck taxpayers' blood doing nothing every day like parasites, pretty disgusting.


Most foreigners ONLY like the peasants and farmers in China. They are the honest, hard working & smart people in China. And unlike you don't make stupid assumptions about foreigners.....


glad to see some1 like you that don't judge a book by the cover
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Gay_Chevara » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:42 pm

I don't like peasants. I find them to be ignorant and stupid.
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby News_by_KKO » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:16 pm

Gay_Chevara wrote:I don't like peasants. I find them to be ignorant and stupid.


You know of all the people here I would think you would think the opposite..

I think you are confusing the local SH idiot peasant with the Audi A4 from the real farmer. All the peasants I have met in China where FAR more open, intelligent and unassuming then the middle class I have met. Especially in Shanghai. And kinder too.

I think you should come to Pudong and I will introduce you to some REAL peasants. Nice people that would feed you even if they where starving. And as far as SH goes they are FAR smarter and can actualy fix something and hold a semi intelligent conversation with a foreigner.
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby Gay_Chevara » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:22 pm

I was just messing around KKO....
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Re: Teachers: Oddest Thing A Chinese Student Has Ever Said 2

Postby News_by_KKO » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:21 pm

Gay_Chevara wrote:I was just messing around KKO....


That's what I thought 8)
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