by TIC » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:26 pm
This topic came at the right time, something funny happened to us last week.
My family was in town for the holidays, and I took them to Beijing for 2 days. Great time to visit the Forbidden city and the great wall, what a crowd...... But lets get back to the story..
I reserved a van a few weeks ago with a private driver to take us to the Mutianyu great wall, as a former resident of Beijing and laowai for a couple of years in China, I was not new to this part, but my family was, so it was nice to show them around.
I booked the van for 4 people because we just wanted some privacy and freedom, and not being stuck in a tour bus with 200 others and guide. Me and the 'driver' specified all costs beforehand on email and I only asked for a driver from Beijing downtown to great wall and back, no guide no nothing needed.
When the day arrived we were picked up by a girl, who brought us to a van. My relative asked her: are you the driver? Which she replied with: Today we visit the Great Wall..
The van was fine, the 4 of us had all the space we needed in a 7 person mini van, no problem. Still not really knowing what the girl was doing there since I just asked for a driver nothing more, but hey, it was nice company and the prices were set so who cares.
On our way over there she started talking about the factories and the shops which were really interesting to see. Politely laughing and waving my hand I told her no thanks, straight to the Wall please, we are not going to do any shopping.
"But its very Chinese and cultural, very interesting. I told her, listen, I used to live here, my gf right here in my arm is Chinese and my sister in the back has seen it as well, Im sure her bf doesnt need to see it either, so please. The great wall, nothing more.
This continued for 5-6 times were she kept insisting on going to these places and we were getting a bit annoyed since it was 7.30 am and we wanted to sleep instead of listening to her crap. In the end my relative shouted at her to shut up and drive us to the wall, nough said.
Lets skip to the end of the story, we arrived, we went up the wall, spent 4,5 hours and came back down....
When we came back down, she said it was the longest time she ever had to wait for her guests/tourists. We didnt really care because I was there to show my family the Great Wall, not to please her. So I kindly ignored her. She again repeated herself, saying that the longest she ever had to wait was 2 hours. I laughed and asked her if those were old people going up the wall, she said 'Yes'. I laughed at her and said well there you go, we are all young people, and we want to make our trip worth while (by the way, I saw 2 couples wearing high heels going up the wall... moroons).
The driver (which we didnt speak to all day) came back from a wizz so we went off back to Beijing downtown. Beat up by the entire day hiking and the hot sun we just laid back and were looking forward to Beijing again when she started to talk about lunch, she knew a good place blablabla. We all knew what was coming so we said no thanks, Beijing downtown please. This again repeated itself for 5 times when things got a bit annoying again.
Suddenly after a moment of silence she said, you know I feel so useless today. I didnt get to show you any factory or tea house, so I feel useless as a guide. I said , you listen to me, I made an appointment with a Mr. XXX to have a driver from Beijing to the Wall and back, I never asked for a guide because 2 of us speak Chinese and we just want to enjoy the view. So I dont know what you are doing here, great you tag along but we dont care what you feel like.
She said she only got 50 RMB for the day, and was hoping to spike it up with showing us the factories and stuff (we knew this would get her some comissions). Again I told her this is not our problem, call your boss, I asked for a driver nothing more, nothing less. This went on for a good while when she said that whatever me and her boss (which she didnt even know the last name of) discussed, wasn't her business. I said Fine! Then it's none of my business what you think either, Beijing city please.
She tried to make us go to Summer palace, but I said we dont have time, need to go back. We'd rather do some shopping in Silk Street before we get our trains back. She did keep trying for a while but came to a conclusion we weren't going to change our minds and left it at that.
Then things went real fast:
She asked because she got a low salary, sometimes tourist would give her a tip for the services. We all laughed and said yeah sure, winking at eachother like 'this girl is nuts'.
10 seconds later the 'would' became a should, and she explained us how we had to give her a tip for the services. Our laughing became louder and we told her sure we will take care of it as soon as we arrive.
10 seconds later she gave us a more detailed explanation and told us the tip should be at least 30 per person, so at least 120 RMB for the 4 of us...
Now the money is no problem, but with the directness and arrogance she explained this to us, we were just flabbergasted... We looked at eachother and agreed this girl is crazy.. she could use a wake up call. But I told my family, let's wait untill we are in Beijing before we do anything, I first want to get there.
It was quiet for a while when I couldnt help myself but asking her what she was thinking, I explained to her that we only asked for a driver, and what is she thinking trying to sell us the factory and trying to get money off of us. I told her I very specifically wrote down what I wanted to the person I first that was going to be the driver, but found out was just 'a colleeague' in her company. And i never asked for a guide so forget about a tip.
Long story short, they dropped us at Silk street, the driver asked her in Chinese if she got the other half of the trip's money already, she told him no. Ofcourse we could understand so I wanted to play it a bit slower. I wanted to get out of the van to stretch my legs, my relatives followed. She jumped out to get the money.
My sister politely gave her a handfull of bills, which was the exact amount we still owed for the trip because we are decent people. And then we walked off... she counted the money quickly and ran after us telling my girlfriend in Chinese: "you didnt include the tip I told about, did you forget it?"
We laughed at her and just walked off, what a ***.
Ricky : “Karl, you are the strangest man on the planet.”
Karl: “You haven’t been to China.”