What position do you like the best?

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What does it for you?

Missionary
5
13%
Cowboy
11
28%
Reverse cowboy
2
5%
Woof! Woof!
12
31%
Dirty Sanchez
3
8%
Some other freaky shiit
6
15%
 
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What position do you like the best?

Postby Pablo_Picasso » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:32 am

I'm Rick James bitch!

:lol:
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Postby Pablo_Picasso » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:37 am

I like the missionary if I just want to shoot one off, but I really love the aesthetic quality of cowboy/reverse cowboy which tends to make every girl look like Jenna Jameson.

Doggie-style I am told is the chicks favourite as it's deeper underground so to speak.


BUT.


I really like it when you can get a girl to lie on her back, legs akimbo, and slide one in at a 90?? angle lying on my side. You've got one ankle near your ankles and another by your chin. It's like pornography but a bit better.


How about yours you dirty felching freeeks?
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Postby Andreas » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:31 am

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Postby cuteboy » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:34 pm

doggie style never works for me, i always hurt the girls.. anyone know how to work around that?

edit: reverse cowboy is the best for looks
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Postby CoffeeHawk_0 » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:26 pm

try a self inflicted peruvian pretzel before doing doggie style, then use a turkish twist while doing the doggie thing and everyone should be much happier, just don't accidently drop a british bomb before you do the french fizzle. Rally car drivers like to add a scandanavin flick, they say it helps.
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Postby lalaabc321 » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:55 pm

xyz guys...
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Postby Pablo_Picasso » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:55 am

I'd bang your avatar in 10 seconds flat then slap her around the room.

She'd like it too, the nasty little freak.
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Postby kinkygal » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:11 am

It would have to be doggie or me riding on top of my guy.
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Postby CoffeeHawk_0 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:26 am

kinkygal nees a new avatar me thinks
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Postby Pablo_Picasso » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:59 am

^ HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Postby de_niro249 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:56 pm

i have seriously never heard of the term cowboy during sex. is that an american term. How is that performed? and what is missionary ??

dirty sanchez...


What happens during dirty sanchez ?
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Postby miss_eva » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:28 pm

yea. i??m curious too.
dirty sanchez might be my favorite position and i don??t know it yet!!!!!!!!
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Postby Pablo_Picasso » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:38 pm

Google it.

I like cowboy and reverse cowboy - get on up and ride into town, bitch.
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Postby bellabella » Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:43 pm

miss_eva wrote:yea. i??m curious too.
dirty sanchez might be my favorite position and i don??t know it yet!!!!!!!!


i doubt that missy!!

I'm not telling you mine....
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Postby miss_eva » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:39 pm

bellabella wrote:
miss_eva wrote:yea. i??m curious too.
dirty sanchez might be my favorite position and i don??t know it yet!!!!!!!!


i doubt that missy!!

I'm not telling you mine....


googled it, and - yes, miss bellabella, you were right doubting it.......
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Postby bellabella » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:11 am

hahahahaha!!!
Why not take your damn orange juice and use it as an enema?
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Postby Artefact » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:18 am

:D There is an article about position and calories burning

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/chanposakait.html
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Postby Macpod » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:54 pm

when you are in love and totally worship the woman, i wuld recommand The Lotus. :D
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Postby yingying236 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:17 pm

ok so i didnt know what the dirty sanchez was either and googled it and ROFL LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i could noooot stop laughing WTF who the fook comes up with this **** and then names it as well.

Reminds me of some other wierd things my friend was telling me one day while he was pissing himself laughing at them. Cant remember the names of them as they were really random... like flying donkey or something stupid like that.

Apparently theres one where just before you come you punch the girl in the face 0_o they even have a reason to why you should do this... so that she freaks out and her vaginal muscles contract giving you more pleasure 0_o SICK!!!! i was in shock at some of the stuff he told me, but the dirty sanchez one is jokes... doubt its possible though.
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby anter » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:37 pm

Whatever became of Pablo_Picasso ?
Artefact you look like a man with a lot of upper body strength. :D
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby Snuden » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:51 pm

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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby Juan_Tamad » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:32 pm

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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby rickettyrabbit » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:44 am

138, or 207 if I'm feeling strong.
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby anter » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:09 am

are Pablo and Serena the same person ?
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby BONNIE » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:15 am

My sweetie says the oral sex in our relationship is so good that he has to pull the sheets out of his ass when I'm done. :)
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby Juan_Tamad » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:48 am

BONNIE wrote:My sweetie says the oral sex in our relationship is so good that he has to pull the sheets out of his ass when I'm was done. :)


spit or swallow?
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby Snuden » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:23 am

I like them all as long as I can shoot within 10 seconds.
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby palominocn » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:59 pm

BONNIE wrote:My sweetie says the oral sex in our relationship is so good that he has to pull the sheets out of his ass . :)

i can't understand these words, can anyone explain them for me?
when I'm was done
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby BONNIE » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:07 pm

sorry typo - should just be "when I'm done"


As for the first line it means he has so much pleasure his bum cheeks scrunch together really hard and grab the sheet.
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Re: What position do you like the best?

Postby Juan_Tamad » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:18 pm

BONNIE wrote:sorry typo - should just be "when I'm done"


As for the first line it means he has so much pleasure his bum cheeks scrunch together really hard and grab the sheet.


So....swallow or spit?
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