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Whats the lowest level expat job you can do here ?

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The Worst Expat Jobs in Shanghai Are:

Shanghai Expat Moderator. Dumb fvkks with no brains
1
14%
English Language Teacher (except at the top schools where they have professionals)
0
No votes
DJ or bar staff at some club no-one's ever heard of and no-one ever goes to..
1
14%
Financial Services Salesperson. God - No !!!!
1
14%
Telesales. No-one even admits it but someone does it...
3
43%
Bit-Part Actor in Chinese b movies "I'll be famous one day !"
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No votes
Waiter / Waitress
1
14%
 
Total votes : 7

Postby rutuman » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:31 am

oh man, u gotta c my job sometime


im thinking of trying this tele sales financial services marketing. i get to piss people off for a real job rather than tyyping here in my free time.

to be honest, i dont see honest, i dont c any other job offering the wages and benefits i have now for the same money. most telesales bs/ whatever jobs r crap, unless u have a specific skill china needs.
many chinese OBCS etc r fully competent. i get my job because im white. im a frigin chancer, i'll roll with it. and loaf a go-go.

i could be ambitious and try for another job, but prospects are minimal and hours are 5-6 times the present level and money is equal. doesnt take einstein to work out a sweet deal when he got 1.
commission my dick.

sometimes i worry about my image, but then i look in the mirror and it still says
"fukuman, ur timelessly beautiful"
what can i do?
defy the gods?
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anyhow, i have this beautiful situation where my gf is no longer is no longer allowed to stay with me, because i may just be 'playing' her. marry or dust, i guess.

this should railroad me into marriage, passport apps etc, but i cant help think, '10 yrs younger , as hot and tight as i can find' . if im gonna pay 4 gucci , i want the real deal.
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Postby rutuman » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:57 am

man, this married ho i nailed actually asked to c certification that i ddint have an std b4 i banged her. thats friggin demeaning man!

dum slut that she was she didnt realise the date was 3 years ago, like u wouldnt catch an std in china in 3 years...........anyhow real nice body but the face smelt of evil.
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Postby skyline5k » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:07 am

Telemarketers... the worse. All of them.

The text message telemarketers,
The wap push telemarketers,
Now the cellphone call telemarkers (anyone have your phone ring only to listen to some message halfway in upon answering?)
And of course the cheap trailer trash that get hired to post stupid **** like "Great site! You're a great writer! By the way, have you tried Cialis?" all over people's blogs.

Biatches, all of them.

There was a chick in Jinan who actually drove out people from where she worked, but was never fired because she just happened to be good at what she did, teach little kids. She was wierd. Ugly too. She manages to freak out just about every foreign guy at that school at one time or another. She claims all sorts of innocence. But every term it never fails. Someone somewhere actually hits that. Then she gets wierd, talking about other wierd sex they could try, then the poor guy has to leave to get away from her, of course after losing all credibility with the rest of the staff.

Horrid! & mingy too.
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