Clue wrote:An old favorite is when exiting the subway. While I'm not really too fussy about these things, I do think it's my right to exit the subway before the mass of people enters. Waiting just about half a second after the doors open and positioning the shoulder (it's all about the shoulder) about 45 degrees forward, coupled with a bit of acceleration is enough to ensure that not only you get to exit the subway easily and swiftly, but you leave behind a chorus of "ayoooo" and "nong zuo sa???"
If there are a lot of people waiting to get on I will look for the most aggressive looking one. I will then get off facing her (its always a she) and then pretend to get out of her way just as she is trying to move past me in the same direction. On a good day I can block her for quite few seconds whilst still appearing that it is an accident. I have never managed to hold them back long enough for them to miss the train completely but my day will come..!
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